"What is my purpose?"
"You give handies to Elon Musk."
"Oh God."
Gross misuse of technology.
We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
Go green! No need for a whole robot when you're only looking to use a single part.
(I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can't find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)
Perhaps you were thinking of?
I love that this exists and I think I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas
Oh nice, they've got a Blåhaj one
We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
I was not aware, but I'm proud of the community who did that.
"You slipped and fell?"
"Yes."
"Penis first?"
"Yes, now get me out of here."
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Oh god I remember this
It's his penis. The cylinder is his penis.
I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I'm smart too.
Thanks, Sherlock! We couldn've figured it out without you!
Just tell the tesla employee that comes with the robot to fake its autonomy to let go.
So long as the robot doesn't accidentally drop raw chicken on the cylinder
I understood that reference.
It's a horn
would a cylinder measurement assumed to be in circumference or diameter?
Well, since he said "diameter" in the post, I think I found your answer.
Neither I think it's just a total surface area so. All sorts of ways to arrange that topology
First we had the wankpanzer, now we have the wankrobot.
PS. I would also have accepted wankautomaton, wankpuppet, wankmechanic or wankandroid.
Wankdroid.
Yes!
Sounds like they slipped and fell
Off-topic but I wonder if the hand could be impervious to vitamin e oil
