Is this implying that "me" isn't wearing any underwear?
First date fit includes underwear??
I am technically not a lesbian, but of what I understand about lesbian culture, there's a tendency to think if I don't shave tonight then I won't be tempted to get freaky and for this to turn into a one-night stand. And this is followed by a wild night of extra-curricular activities, only she knows sometimes you don't shave.
I point out that if she ghosts you, that's about her issues, not about the conditions of your leg hair.
Anyway, this fit is showing were prepared for all contingencies, and expecting a very good evening.
Some people are just too posh.
Well yeah, they'd just get in the way of the date having a look.
Socks are technically underwear
She likes a bit of fresh air between her nethers.
Is there a way to get that Cheetos pattern onto denim shorts?
Where there is a will, there is a way
We can't let them get to sexy
Don't have to guess the color of your underwear
Already know you got nothing going on down there
