Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
AL JIZAH, EGYPT—A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of “skeleton people”—skinless, organless humans who populated the Nile delta region an estimated 6,000 years ago.
Well done, The Onion.
They're all skeletons!
Not just that, but radiologists have recently discovered that we all have skeletons under our skin!
Get out with the talk about skeletons. We are balloons filled with blood. There is no skeleton inside us. /s
Mr. Skeltal? updoots!!!