‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President
‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President
Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed...
The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
I love it.
Finally someone said it. I'm tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.
Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!
Calm down Canada.
/c/NCD leaking
Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards
They really aren't pulling their punches!
The whole thing is brilliant. The Onion has been on fire lately.
The ownership changed in April this year and apparently staff was given more freedom what they can write.
I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead
Well don't underestimate the reach of Global Tetrahedron.
Cover from January 2001: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#/media/File:The_Onion,_January_18-24,_2001.jpg
That's only of you listen to data. Stop listening to data.
upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke
It took me like 15 😭
I'm a Republican who Does Her Own Research and I TOLD you Libtards that Biden was still in the Race! The whole Kamala thing was a SHAM! HOW can they Endorse Biden if he isn't running STUPIDS!
Lest readers doubt the value of our endorsement, we ask them to remember 2016, when voter complacency almost put Hillary Clinton in the White House before The Onion stepped in.
We really dodged a bullet on that one! (/j)
The Onion wanted to play on hard mode. How do you write satire when that shit head was in the White House?
Ted Kazinski?
This is a great joke! It took me a second even after I saw the source. Well done!
I think Internet Explorer is in for him too.
Naw, they're rooting for Eisenhower.
He's all the buzz on AIM right now.
Hell yeah I'm writing him in
- took me a moment...
