Memes @lemmy.ml ComradeSharkfucker @lemmy.ml 1mo ago

It's so over

😔

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Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?
- Interesting question, JD.
  
  I just can’t. This trope is sofa king stupid
Asexuals: "Guess I'll just die then."
- Asexuals can have sex... I mean I don't, but it is an option, we just don't feel sexual attraction. Edit: so yeah, I guess I will die now. I forgot the point.
- Ironically, the article claims the opposite - having sporadic (as opposed to regular or no) sex can trigger an heart attack.
  
  So just don't things half way.
  
  A good example of a time where you really need to full-ass it.
I'm cooked, gonna go talk to a woman, wish me luck guys
- Join the other team; we don't even bother with talking most of the time. Lol
  
  Where I come from you don't get to choose your team.
  
  Let me marry someone like that lmao
- When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.
Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.
- Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...
Probably a correlation though, not cause
- This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.
  
  Better stock up on advil.
  
  Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.
@sharkfucker420

I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.
All my exes are from Side 3
Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.
Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.
- Support your local hookers! lol
Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.
Oh fuck.
Rip Nicol 😔

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