I love how they try to insult Elagabalus but accidentally ended up making them sound badass.
Also:
"This one gelded a man who looked like a woman he once fancied and raped him over and over for years"
"Yeah, well, this one wore the wrong kind of toga. So, I guess its 6 for 1 and half a dozen for the other."
Think it was more trying to establish them as belonging in the 'libleft' quadrant. Their misdeeds are, uh, a little more offensive.
ALSO WEARING YOUR TOGA RIGHT IS A MARK OF CIVILIZATION
Oh, I got that but you always have to have a dig at compass memes and the kind of people they (mostly* tend to come from. Although not all.
Ever found it strange how the nazis seem to have found themselves top & centre and pride of place, despite never actually being socialist and 100% belonging in the top right?
Yes, I AM part of the Augustus Slander Gang, he’s not nearly as bad as the other three on here, but fuck him, he was good at propaganda and consolidating his own power.
What did Elagabalus do that was bad? Not starting a fight, I just don't know anything about them.
They were a teen when they came into power and they acted about as one might expect a spoiled teen who was suddenly given absolute autocratic power. Their reign is essentially a long list of "Teenager thought it would be fun and did it", complete with arbitrary executions, promoting people to high position for very irrelevant reasons, and spending most of their time doing outrageous stunts and partying.
