Military recruiting going great π
Military recruiting going great π
Military recruiting going great π
Granny asking "is this the dayroom" as she's walked across a minefield.
maybe when Feinstein retires she could do this.
Retires? They're going to string her skeleton up with wires and puppet it around like a marionette for the next fifty years minimum.
La danse macabre
Increasing life expectancy of vets by hiring only old people would be a big brain move.
So this is anecdotal but I was at an event this weekend and walked by the by the army recruitment stand a few times. It was deeply amusing how little interest they were getting. Probably had something to do with their idea of a good time was challenging people to fitness tests.
There was also someone who flipped off a Blackhawk and then proceeded to get into an argument with people around him.
They always recruit at my university with a pull-up bar. It makes me sad the Jehovah's Witnesses nearby don't do the same tactic. They just have a signboard with pamphlets.
Kelvin Gemstone out there doing backflips for Jesus.
Definitely seemed like an odd decision in 90 degree weather at the event. But I guess they'll just keep pumping money into the E-girls and phoning in the booths.
Pentagon just requested an additional 3 billion a year for a Werther's budget
Dystopian
Trying to imagine my 60 year old mother-in-law going through basic training and...
Nah, dawg. It ain't happening.
"Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies millitary!"
-Some ghoulish General that didn't get the joke probably
Kill the elderly! Fucking useless draining us with their retirementsβ¦.
I've been getting the same ads here.
I'm doing my part... in the Volkssturm!
Clicked on it out of curiosity and it's all just bullshit links to become a radiologist. Lol.
I need to get better at posting because this is perfect