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I need to get better at posting because this is perfect
Granny asking "is this the dayroom" as she's walked across a minefield.
maybe when Feinstein retires she could do this.
Retires? They're going to string her skeleton up with wires and puppet it around like a marionette for the next fifty years minimum.
La danse macabre
Increasing life expectancy of vets by hiring only old people would be a big brain move.
So this is anecdotal but I was at an event this weekend and walked by the by the army recruitment stand a few times. It was deeply amusing how little interest they were getting. Probably had something to do with their idea of a good time was challenging people to fitness tests.
There was also someone who flipped off a Blackhawk and then proceeded to get into an argument with people around him.
They always recruit at my university with a pull-up bar. It makes me sad the Jehovah's Witnesses nearby don't do the same tactic. They just have a signboard with pamphlets.
Kelvin Gemstone out there doing backflips for Jesus.
Definitely seemed like an odd decision in 90 degree weather at the event. But I guess they'll just keep pumping money into the E-girls and phoning in the booths.
Pentagon just requested an additional 3 billion a year for a Werther's budget
Dystopian
Trying to imagine my 60 year old mother-in-law going through basic training and...
Nah, dawg. It ain't happening.
"Fuck that! Put 'em in the
moviesmillitary!"-Some ghoulish General that didn't get the joke probably
Kill the elderly! Fucking useless draining us with their retirements….
I've been getting the same ads here.
I'm doing my part... in the Volkssturm!
Clicked on it out of curiosity and it's all just bullshit links to become a radiologist. Lol.
