Don't be hatin', this is what American Culture looks like

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

That's 100% from that one brazillian pizza place who makes weirdass pizzas and 2 thirds of them are jokes

I would destroy the ones in the middle tbh. And they would destroy me.

Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there's nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of "Bean on toast"

I like the solitary grape. Gotta get some fiber in your meal.

You may not like it, but this is what peak caloric intake looks like

this dish literally killed a guy last year

The weirdest pizza we have in America, which people actually eat, is the one with pineapple. And that shit is gross and whoever created it should be shot. But british baked beans is even worse. I don't want my beans in a bland tomato sauce. If you're going to call something baked beans, at least do it the right way.

Can you Anglo-Saxons stop hating each other? One was so prude they left, the other stayed and fought the prudes where they went. Still the same kitchen. /s

Is this the first course at the Trump inauguration dinner?

This joke can be easily altered to target North Americans, just photoshop a hamburger bun in.