Python grabs Thai woman, squeezes her two hours before she can be freed

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Should've used Go.

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Police and animal control officers used a crowbar to hit the snake on the head until it released its grip and slithered away before it could be captured.

I love the imagery this produces.
- I cannot imagine not simply sawing its head off.
  
  "Please let go! whack Stop it! whack Serious! whack"
  
  Did no one have a 2" pocket knife? Not even a box cutter?!
  
  Maybe they were worried it would actually crush her if they tried that.
fuh...huh...huh...huh...huck that....
Put a bit of rubbing alcohol/hand sanitizer on their snoot and they will back right off.
They must happen fairly often, since I've read of two women being killed, and this one invited 6, just in the last few months.

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