The best response to a Blue Lives Matter supporter
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
A better one might be to cite the supreme court decision that police are under no obligation to protect human lives.
Call 911 to have them start the paperwork you need to file with your insurance claim.
Intervening is too risky for them.
Too busy texting on their Punisher themed phone to do their job
I'd call acab
Yes the very consistent logic of the American right.
"You must respect police officers because they put their life on the line for you against criminals"
but also
"I must own 5 assault rifles, 2 shotguns and 15 handguns for self defense because if someone tries to break in the cops wont do shit"
AK47 is so overkill personally I’d choose a GAU-8 Avenger
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.