Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works 2mo ago

Anon finds a flashdrive

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Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman
- Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.
  
  Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.
  
  My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with "I broughted you a pwesent ^w" energy.
  
  There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.
  
  I wrote a "virus" in college, which basically:
  
  took a screenshot of the entire desktop
  
  displayed screenshot full-screen on top of other windows
  
  would only go away if you typed "@sugar_in_your_tea pwned me" or something
  
  Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn't fix it. :)
  
  I think that's because most viruses aren't made for fun but for a specific reason (i.e to steal money from someone's computer).
  
  How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux
  
  May i point you to a thing i've once made:
  
  https://github.com/MHanak1/pierogi-rust
Why did the folder have a file extension
- Well there's always self-executing archives
  
  Self-extracting*
- Because there's nothing to prevent it.
Does Morgan Freeman run on Wine?
- Worked for me on glorious egg roll latest.
  
  I run Morgan Freeman in VirtualBox just to be on the safe side.
I have many a time been tempted to buy a bunch of cheap flashdrives, fill them with weird shit and just leave them in places.
- Be the change you want to see in the world.
  
  Researching the Zodiac killer and the Mansons has left me wanting to start a new countercultural movement. Just, you know, with less killing. ... At least a little bit less killing.
- It's all fun and games until a black van starts following you
Perfect way to get a nasty virus.

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