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Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣
A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE
Summer lovin, happened so fast,
I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me
...
She flew by me, she bit my... cramp
He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp
I saved her young, she nearly starved
He showed off, splashing around
Summer bugs, something's begun
But, ah! Oh, the summer nights
Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!
This is brilliant good sir!
Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Still a better love story than Twilight
Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.
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