Which type of couch is JD Vance’s favourite?

One of JDs illegitimate children about to be born

He hates futons because they transition from couches to beds.

The couch from Roseanne. Because it was a wealthy person pretending to be poor for financial gain.

At least Roseanne Barr has some redeeming qualities and fought for equality at one point. Pity she had sme bigoted views too.

A pull-out couch

A sextional

I have this on good authority, though I can't name names.

I'm guessing leather with a lot of folds

It's the lingerie that does it.

Now there is an idea for a satirical video game: A couch dating simulator! It could also be a TV dating show parody.

He tried them all so you don't have to!