Don't fucking MENTION this cat's diet
You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob. I was born in the cob... molded by it. I didn't see corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man. And by then...it was nothing to me, but FREEAZING!
The cob betrays you!
A corntastic day??
What was old has become new again.
Is corn grass? Is cat corn? Is cat grass?
Molded by it ...
Get in the ship, everything is on a cob the whole planets on the cob, GO, GO, GO, GO!
It's quorn isn't it...