You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...

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I remove my clothes and begin running towards it as fast as I can
I'm do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
- Get the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.
  That'll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
  
  Right this --> https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU
  
  It's 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don't require manually pumping to action the bolt.
I'll ask them if they wanna join my ~~D&D~~ Mothership campaign.
It got out again.
It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
For some reason I feel like that will explode.
- It’s a tourist from Pacific Drive :-)
Oh, this is Bob the neighbor. He does not bother local people.
- As long as they've been to the Harvest Festival.
  You will join the Feast, right?
That’s just the mascot from the local community college, it’s just getting some fresh air.
- The Greendale Human Being!
Grab my hunting knife. Hide it under coat. Call my dogs. Go meet that thing. Knife has to be hidden in case it turns out peaceful like i am. (peaceful is not harmless)
That would really confusing since the only thing I can see from my kitchen window is my shop's wall a couple meters away.

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