You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...
You live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...
I remove my clothes and begin running towards it as fast as I can
21 0 ReplyI'm do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
15 0 ReplyGet the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.
That'll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
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10 0 ReplyIt's 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don't require manually pumping to action the bolt.
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8 0 ReplyI'll ask them if they wanna join my
D&DMothership campaign.7 0 ReplyIt got out again.
7 0 ReplyIt's bringing love, don't let it get away!
6 0 ReplyFor some reason I feel like that will explode.
5 0 ReplyIt’s a tourist from Pacific Drive :-)
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Oh, this is Bob the neighbor. He does not bother local people.
5 0 ReplyAs long as they've been to the Harvest Festival.
You will join the Feast, right?
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That’s just the mascot from the local community college, it’s just getting some fresh air.
5 0 ReplyThe Greendale Human Being!
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Grab my hunting knife. Hide it under coat. Call my dogs. Go meet that thing. Knife has to be hidden in case it turns out peaceful like i am. (peaceful is not harmless)
4 0 ReplyThat would really confusing since the only thing I can see from my kitchen window is my shop's wall a couple meters away.
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