There are many similarities between programming and parenting

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One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years...
All I'll say is that I'm glad that I'm neither your child, nor a member of your software development team..
- I don't get it, why make it personal?
  
  They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.
- Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.
git grounded

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