Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world JusticeForPorygon @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Who would win, all the lions or all the bees?

There's just too many ants for it to be fair.

EDIT: sorry guys post cancelled I forgot bees could sting

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“Fun” fact: The biomass of all the bees in the world is greater than the biomass of almost all the bees in the world.
- There you go proving that “Fun Facts” seldom are.
  
  I had a good time
  
  Fun fact:
  
  “Fun Facts” seldom are.
Why do you guys want to kill these lions so bad???
- Honestly im trying to find something that the lions can win in but it's not easy
  
  Not football
  
  Humans. If we don't have weapons, we would go down SOOOO fast.
  
  There is a game on Steam you may enjoy. The name eludes me this second, but you get to set a number of certain types of things to fight another of your choice. It has modding support and can be quite fun. I'll try to find the name and edit it here
  
  Edit: Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2.
  
  I didn't know they released a sequel. I don't have any knowledge on it, only the first, and it has been years since I played
  
  Edit 2: Here is the original game. It looks like it has better reviews
  
  Try wolves or jellyfish
I'm gonna go with bees. They're just too small for lions to effectively fight them.
Let's see who can make a bee lion to the correct answer.
Let's keep decreasing the badassness of the insect types until the lions win.
Bible's already covered this and the bees won.

Judges 14:8 (KJV)

8 And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion.

In other news, I can't believe I pulled that out of my ass. No idea what this bit of the Samson story is about.
- Those were Vulture Bees and have no sting so it wasn't the swarm that killed the lion. Their nests are gnarly too.
  
  But to be clear, if every lion fought every been, I'm pretty sure the bees win 100%. There aren't that many lions out there.
Not the bees! Not the bees!
The bees can fly, so obviously them.
Who would win, all the unicorns or all the krackens?
Everything fear the bees cmon, itvs an easiest fight.
I'm trying to imagine how were going to get lions and bees to compete. I think all the lions want all the bees because they polinate the vert that their snacks eat.

And the lions regulate the animals that eat the plants the bees depend on.

It's all good between lions and bees.

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