Most normal human food...
That's flat bread right? Most cultures have flatbread. Get the pancakes.
42 0 Reply“Mmm soft, supple, cushiony pancakes…”
25 0 Reply"And you call them pancakes despite obviously being made on a griddle?"
14 0 Reply“Oh yeah, that’s so fucking normal. I’m so good at this. Also please bring 7 bottles of warm syrup and 6 waiters.”
8 0 ReplyPigs in a blanket, you say? How delightfully erot... er, enticing?
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“When I worked for Peter Thiel in Silicon Valley, our health program included blood transfusions from teenagers to keep us young. Does your company have something similar?”
39 0 ReplyDo you guys even ponder the orb?
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I’d think it’s
“What’s your most normal human food?”
“Idk hon, pancakes and bacon?”
“Okay, good”Or “just give me whatever makes sense”
34 0 ReplyHow long have you been working here? Okay, good.
26 0 ReplyTed Cruz for human president vibes.
19 0 ReplySo is he on a date in this cartoon or is a booth not his type?
14 0 ReplyI am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.
Does that look like a couch to you?
He fucks couches.
20 0 ReplyWell yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?
7 0 ReplyHe should be in a booth. Then I might wonder if swinged wider.
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Does he have time to sleep between the failed public appearances, and milking his essence?
7 0 ReplyHis favorite dish is Canapés.
6 0 Replyha ha. I do the ordering interaction better. Seriously though us earthlings are the only thing on the planet so this is just silly.
4 0 Replygot the feeling Peter Thiel only befriends lizard people
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