Be not afraid, for I bring good news of a functioning CPU and memory, tools to inspect your disks, and as foretold in the time of the smartphone you may even still have Internet access to read all of the documentation.
Implying I can understand the documentation even when it's available.
I learnt a ton about Linux by fucking up my boot config and being too stubborn to just nuke and pave
299792458ms is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
This is either you preventing suicide or extending the partition rescue nightmare.
Be not afraid, for I bring good news of a functioning CPU and memory, tools to inspect your disks, and as foretold in the time of the smartphone you may even still have Internet access to read all of the documentation.
Implying I can understand the documentation even when it's available.