You are the true conqueror of my heart

Here's a pro tip from a German: To make everyone forget about your colonial past and the atrocities you commited in your colonies, you just have to commit even bigger atrocities.

Or you just deny it ever happened/was a problem.
Seems to be working out for China.
- Nah, European colonialism in China is pretty well remembered.
Es hilft auch, wenn dir alle Kolonien weggenommen werden und der Nachfolger noch schlimmer mit den einheimischen umgeht.
- Was war denn im heutigen Namibia nach der deutschen Kolonialzeit schlimmer als der Völkermord an den Herero und Nama?
Well this sure sounds like y'all are up to something new.... That can't be good
- A sequel has been long overdue

Am I the only one who thinks that at least some resemblance to actual history should be reflected in these memes?

- Spanish. Holocaust pales in comparison.
Why be historically accurate when you can play off of stereotypes?

You don't genocide before you get paid, that would just be dumb.

Belgium one made me laugh but the history of it is absolutely depressing.

- Alternatively, sweat all of it
- Yeah, that makes it ok for the Belgians to have dine it, too! Because clearly "they did it to each other first" is all you need for justifying your horrible crimes against humanity!
- Because this is definitely not the fastest way to get history to repeat itself ..... Dipshit.

Yeah I'm gonna need sauce for the French...

Sad to say the sauce isn't what you'd expect: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-drink-milk
- Been down that rabbit hole in the past. Can confirm.
- Unfortunately, it's just a one-off.
I actually wanted the sauce too in the past, but unfortunately there are no video :(

Well that explains why all Spanish colonies end up corrupt. They were all "corrupted" early on that colonization period.

Maybe you need to read something about Spanish colonisation.
- Can you recommend something ? I'm not very literate on the subject myself

Brb omw to Spain and their colonies

Just be sure to get your smallpox vaccine..

Doesn't this post need the NSFW tag ?

I've noticed the nsfw tag being basically ignored/abused
On one meme it'll have the tag and there won't be anything even remotely sexual but then the next meme is a naked girl hiding behind something that just covers her tits and it's not tagged at all
- Is there a way for anyone to report it as NSFW ?
Well, I don't think this post need a NSFW tag (there is no nudity on it) but if It bothers you to see a woman with little clothing, i'll put the tag.
- I don't mean to be "that guy", but she is basically naked except for a piece of string. But I appreciate that you added the tag anyways

Even the Spaniard's helmet looks like a bellend

- Yep

Historically it's actually the French who have been known for having had much sexual relations with trafficked women.

Wtf? I'm subbed to hisyorymemes now?

Nah, you're probably just browsing ALL...?
- The idea of my comment was that this post was so good that I, someone with no prior interest in history memes, immediately had to subscribe. Clearly this was not effectively communicated on my part.

This is degrading to native women and peoples.