Fig thinks he is a towel

Fig is smarter than you think. You see, he spends considerable effort rubbing his scent onto you, and then, as the stupid big cat you are, you wash it all off when you go into the water, dummy. So now, with this ingenious invention, you will be rescented as soon as you dry off... You're Welcome.

He's just a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

I'd advise against using this towel. It is too scratchy.

Cutest towel I've ever seen.

And how dare you suggest otherwise