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Does he use eye liner?
nope, thats mold that is building up from never washing his face
Honestly, that's the most normal thing about him.
His spirit animal is the trash panda, after all.
Nicknamed "The Ghorkin" in high school. Buys his eyeliner in bulk. Disapproves of the Couch vs. Coach dichotomy. Pees in the kitchen sink so as not to have to use the gender neutral bathroom at home.
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