Thebirdspapaya? That account is basically the poster child for #BodyPositivity and #SelfLove, but with a filter so thick it might as well be a layer of SPF 100. It's like she's trying to convince us that every stretch mark is a badge of honor while making sure each one is perfectly lit and Instagrammable. And let's talk captions-so long, they're practically a novella. By the time you finish reading one, you've been inspired, enlightened, and slightly confused about why you started in the first place. It's like she's out to prove that even self-acceptance can be curated to perfection.
Thebirdspapaya's account is like the ultimate exercise in selective vulnerability. She's all about
"authenticity," but it's the kind that comes with a soft-focus filter and a carefully timed post. She's mastered the art of curating her flaws, making them look just imperfect enough to be relatable but still pretty enough to get a brand deal.
It's like she's weaponizing mental health struggles, turning every anxious thought or moment of self-doubt into content, complete with a perfectly posed selfie and a long-winded caption about "the journey."
She talks about embracing imperfections, but let's be real-those imperfections are airbrushed to the point of being unrecognizable. It's vulnerability as a marketing tool, wrapped up in pastel colors and inspirational quotes. She's selling self-love like it's a product you can buy in cute packaging, but the real message is that you need to work harder on your mental health if you're not as beautifully broken as she is.
Sorry Birdie but it’s hideous lol. This whole renovation is just gonna be SO busy and be like a fun house when it’s done. She’s picking the busiest tiles for every room lol.
After nearly a year of following Reddit and now this forum- I have finally unfollowed TBP. Between her mermaid photo shoot and her stretch mark comments and some videos going viral (the way she was so smug about this but also complaining) I’m done! Bye bye toxicity!
All these pictures were taken by the same photographer. The first three were taken at the Knix swimsuit launch. It looks like Sarah has a completely different chest. Is it taped? Maybe. Boob filler? Maybe. It really doesn’t matter because this is the woman who says she’s trying to normalize bodies like her own but she rarely shows her real body and this creates such confusion for her loyal followers who gush in her comments. They’re now probably wondering how they can look the way she looks in her mermaid shoot but it’s all lighting and poses. Right?
Her fishing for compliments from her 3.5 year old is so weird. Like she is so desperate for anyone to tell her she’s pretty or beautiful. Shane probably never tells her so she has to turn to the Internet and force her little girl to say nice things on camera to her. She so self absorbed!!!!!
Literally why does Reebok send her free shoes? This is a woman who can and does buy whatever she wants at all times and then gets free shoes sent to her. Make it make sense!!
damn she really squeezed herself into this one, bet she’ll have marks all over her once she peels it off. Just because it’s on clearance doesn’t mean you should buy it if it isn’t your size!!!
I have never seen ANYONE go on so goddamn much about having a photoshoot. Just say you love taking photos, why are you jumping through hoops to defend why you’re so obsessed with taking photos of yourself ALL THE TIME. Like holy shit we know you’re self obsessed and shallow, just post your photos and get the praise you’re desperately looking for.
The photo she used to show on her grid tells you exactly what kind of attention she’s looking for
sarah the ultimate Barbie (in her mind) wasn’t invited? I’m shocked. She’ll prob say she said no when we know she never says no to ditching her family.
Cam you imagine the spiral when she can no longer say mom to teens and a toddler? Pretty soon it’s going to be mom to adults, a teen, and elementary? Her ego will explode when she has a 20 year old 🥳
Nothing like putting your 3.5 year old to work on a Saturday to create some more POV content 🙄 I wonder if L even realizes what’s happening. Sarah prob just tells her it’s a decoration and not a camera.
I felt the need to laugh at Shame. They were touring their unfinished new kitchen and she’s mumbling about shelves…meanwhile a couple feet away, he’s having a completely different conversation with…no one. In typical husband fashion talking about “some food could go here” as he pulls open the deep drawer directly under the stovetop where pots and pans should go lol. They seem disconnected. He seems extra clueless. Go mow the grass. Lol
Neighbour Becci blocked me- am so curious why!! I wonder if it’s because I challenged her a while back (like nearly a year ago) on her political views.
Thanks so much for this! I don’t think I’m able to moderate too well right now, but when things slow down a bit I’ll reach out! Appreciate you getting this up though!
She really hates this comment but also doesn’t like it if someone says it doesn’t even look like someone had kids. You just can’t win. I wonder how much time she spends pouring over her IG?