Anon sets a trap
I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.
I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."
I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.
Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.
Or he did more than just fart
How I made the day of someone below me miserable