Trump’s 270-page dossier of JD Vance’s ‘vulnerabilities’ hacked by Iran

They got it through a fucking phishing email

HAHAHAHAHA

The real story is not that Trump had a novel length document of everything wrong with Vance (we know he's basically what you get if Oogy Boogy was filled with empty vapes and paternal disappointment instead of just bugs). No, the real story is that Trump picked him anyway.

Democrats also revealed that they were hacked. Iranians downloaded 2.3 terabytes of photos of Tim Walz hugging puppies. Secret documents as well. High School football plays and an old family tater-tot-hot-dish recipe.

The most shocking part about this is that Trump's team vetted JD Vance.

foreign sources hostile to the United States

Anybody who wants to stop Trump should at least be considered a temporary ally.

Iran if you're listening, we would love to see those RNC emails that were floating around.

Good for Iran for getting some measure of revenge. It was atrocious of Trump to break the Iran nuclear deal. The US defines sanctions or economic warfare as "acts of war" which is unjustified towards Iran.

Even though US intelligence services said Iran isn't developing a nuclear weapon, these sanctions and the deal was done to prevent them from developing. This is fundamentally undemocratic behavior because without a modicum of prosperity a country isn't likely to become more open or democratic. All to support Saudi Arabia (who are worse than Iran) and the exploitation of natural resources in the region.

100% "Robert" is that persona trump does when he calls media and pretends he's his own press agent. This is trump trying to ditch vance without just coming out and saying that he picked a couch fucker

Not so funny when it’s you, is it

Come on let’s talk about how foreign nations shouldn’t be interfering in US elections

And about how the “Persians” chumped the Obama administration on the nuclear deal until you got the best of them and now they fear and respect you and only you

You nincompoops

There's something delightful about the trump campaign complaining about foreign interference, which clearly should only be allowed by Russia.

“Mr. Trump, the buttery males are coming from INSIDE the campaign!”

According to the Politico article I read the only group saying it's Iran is the Trump campaign. Can we not give them free exposure?

This is Trump throwing Vance under the bus to find a new VP

this is how we find out the couch joke was actually serious?

So now trump will dump Vance. Who’s next lol

Tbh if this was a foreign source, I’d say the actions so far are friendly to the United States.

I can't believe they've modeled the Trump 2024 campaign after Hillary 2016 campaign.

Next up: "Vote Vance 2024, its his turn"

Edit: I completely forgot that Rogan, Tim Pool, and Kyle Rittenhouse were all vote shamed to publicly endorse Donald Trump in line with the 'celebrity resume' strategy of Hillary Clinton.

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"So, there are pictures here of you strangling a woman to death while laughing..."

"THAT PHOTOGRAPHER IS A MENACE!!! THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD IT OUT FOR ME!!!!"

I hope the files will surface to the public soon.

What's the big deal? Just go to Home Depot and tear off the furniture section of their catalog. Most of its already there.

Binders full of sofas.

Why is politico talking "around" the documents? Are they releasing or consider release?

Does anyone have it? For download?

I garauntee you that all this was leaked by one of the thousands of folks that thought they were going to be paid and weren't.

The document was sent to Politico from an AOL.com account with the name "Robert" lmao

Iran, if you're listening.....

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Release it. Release it all. Let the public decide.

270 pages? Did each page have a single capital letter and a colorful picture of trump?

I want proof it was iran, headline said it was, but then first sentence says allegedly

Hey, anybody remember the scandal around Dubya's Texas Air National Guard record? Somebody leaked a document to Dan Rather, and the Bush campaign even acknowledged that the information in it was 100% accurate. But it wasn't the original document. Forensic analysis showed that it had been re-created in MS Word.

Then, the Bushies made it all about the forgery, which cost Rather his job, and sent the damaging information about Bush down the memory hole.

Remember that? I'm not saying that the DonOld's campaign is pulling that trick, but IRAN IRAN IRAN!!!1!

Has Politico published what is in it?

When do we get to see the pregnant couch ultra sounds?

Mueller finally released his report!

You mean friendly to the United States.

LOCK HIM UP!

Ironic, funny and juicy.