Looking for suggestions of how to make this bathroom seem bigger and more inviting
Looking for suggestions of how to make this bathroom seem bigger and more inviting
mirrors.
98 0 ReplySmaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
48 0 ReplyWhoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
33 0 ReplyThey probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.
20 0 ReplyHoly shit
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Yes. Behind the toilet.
9 0 ReplyYeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...
9 0 ReplyHow about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)
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Enbiggening mirrors!
6 0 Reply📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!6 0 ReplySqueezing down a crevice to poop
Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne
Bonus points if it's plain black tile to the right or left (don't need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that'll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It'd kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right
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like this:
41 0 ReplyMake the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.
36 0 Replyto really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws
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Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.
28 0 ReplySome neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.
26 0 ReplyI bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.
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Carpet.
19 0 ReplyHave R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.
19 0 ReplyX-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament
18 0 Reply"Great shit, kid! That was one in a million!"
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Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!
16 0 ReplyWe're alive, you did it C-3PO!
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Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!
16 0 ReplyMirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.
15 0 ReplyChorus line vibes...
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Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.
14 0 ReplyI don't know...a grenade?
14 0 ReplyDynamite
14 0 ReplyI recommend a sledgehammer.
12 0 ReplyThat's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.
8 0 ReplyWalk through bath
5 0 ReplyI was thinking about putting a jacuzzi. There is plenty of space.
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Ask little john
8 0 ReplyGet some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.
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That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there
8 0 ReplyMy thought exactly.
We have a cluster of toilets at work, where the toilets are too close to the wall for you to wipe. But it's only on one side, the other side is fine, and it's alternating sides (because of plumbing).
I've considered putting up signs saying "left hand wipe toilet", because being right handed and not realizing the issue before splash down sucked.
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8 0 ReplyMan, what a trip I just had…
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I'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.
7 0 ReplyPut a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
Refuse to elaborate
Leave7 0 ReplySeashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.
7 0 ReplyHigher ceiling.
7 0 ReplyI do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!
6 0 ReplyI wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.
6 0 ReplyHow would one even wipe?
6 0 Replyuse the wall
13 0 ReplySomething like this a few years later...
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how did they even constructed the room. I get claustrophobic by looking at it and I didn't though I was
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How do you wipe?
6 0 ReplyJesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.
5 0 ReplyYou have all that space in the Complex and you put a toilet there?
5 0 Replyseems cozy to me
4 0 ReplyThis is the breakroom toilet at Lumon
4 0 ReplyPut a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls
4 0 Reply..or like that Jamiroquai music video!
5 0 ReplyAnd make the direction randomized for added excitement
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I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.
4 0 ReplyI don't think my fat ass would fit.if I sit down, you might need to call the fire department.
I'm not even a very big guy but I'm no twig.😁
3 0 Replymake a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet
2 0 ReplyGet a much smaller toilet, or move to a bigger house.
2 0 ReplyWouldn't the bigger house make the bathroom seem even smaller?
5 0 ReplyI’m not suggesting they take the bathroom with them, more leave it behind and forget about it.
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Use this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.
2 0 ReplyMove.
2 0 ReplySolid black with blacker accents.
2 0 ReplySmaller toilet, duh.
2 0 ReplyMake the rest of the house thinner.
1 0 ReplyThis would be great for people who are fall risks.
1 0 ReplyNot sure about bigger but you can make it "classier" with a Trump chandelier.
MAGAt voter, probably.
1 0 ReplyWe don’t need to bring these people up at every opportunity.
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