down with bullshit jobs

The real pressing question is who is in the sausage though.

The other pig that went to the market.
- You where today years old when you realised he wasn't picking up groceries.
That fucker Neil.

i can see it: The piggy that sat all day on the PC

Plenty of us look a lot like that, though

this has severe conservative energy. the fuck is this even supposed to mean? if you're paid for it, it's a job, dumbass. that's literally the only metric.

I think it's trying to say that intellectual jobs are not jobs. Which is demonstrably not true.

If all the investment bankers went away we'd probably be fine but if all the cyber security experts went away there'd be a big problem. The job is labour intensive, but one of them is much less important than the other.

Understood. Time to make a living by butchering my own kind and turning them into sausages.

Now hold on there Sweeney Todd

The converse is not necessarily true. I can imagine a pig sitting at a desk writing code, but that doesn't mean my job isn't bullshit.

Came here to mention Peppa Pig's Dad. Could swear he and his job are portrayed as a detriment to society.

Your lack of imagination has no bearing on the validity of my, or anyone else's job.

I reckon a lot of people would consider my job to not be a real job, but I can imagine a pig sitting in front of a computer just fine.

Just turn off the screen, you'll see one. /s
- Ha, nice try, I don't work for the police

Quick scan if the comments and not seeing anything about how this pig likely just chopped up either friends or family to turn into bologna for a worm driving an apple.

All beef bologna. Cows are an underclass in the Richard Scary universe.
- They know what they did.

Are there jobs you can't imagine? Isn't that the point of imagination?

Hollywood can't depict humans doing my job.

Pig Hannibal Lecter

Oh no I don’t think a piggy can hold a pipetter

I can imagine a pig in a children's book sitting in front of a computer with several empty coffee cups surrounding it. That covers about 40% of the job market these days.