Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works 11mo ago

Anon texts her very normal boyfriend

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Average Redditor Boyfriend
Anon is the boyfriend AND the girlfriend.
I don't know much about women, but I know calling them pretentious, their emotions absurd, their conversation inane, their intelligence non-existent and their mental age toddler level probably isn't the best way to keep them around long-term.
- I don't think gender is even relevant in this case.
  
  Yeah this just seems like an any% speed run to getting cut off by literally anyone
Leaving the oceans was a mistake.
- There's so much cool stuff down there!
You guys are missing the title: "fembot feels". The narrator is not a human but a chatbot.

EDIT: acc. to another poster -bot is the /r9k/'s equivalent of -anon. So nevermind.
- In 4chan parlance that just means she's calling herself autistic. Which in 4chan world may or may not be literal
  
  I don't think that it's the case here. The bf talks about inane babble and implies that OP has the intelligence of a 4yo, that makes more sense if the narrator is a virtual gf bot than for a real and autistic human.
- goddamn there's some new friends around here 😂
  
  Nah. More like someone who never cared about /r9k/. I'm old enough in that shithole to remember the AnT spam.
My reply text would be, "We're done. Goodbye."
- Thats generous
  
  I will do you one better:
  
  We're done. Badbye.
  
  this will show him 😤
- dang, i'd have just hit block
- Just "blocked"
That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.
- Like the rest of his life?
  
  At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he's not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.
It sounds like her boyfriend is Ignatius J. Reilly lol
Why am I picturing a Doctor Doom kinda villain typing this? Altough this being 4chan, I'm guessing we would be closer to The Monarch.
Something struck me, I first pictured the boyfriend as the classic overweight, smelly, unkempt neckbeard. Are there new visual tropes for these sorts of pseudo intellectuals or are fedora-clad 2010 Jonah Hill lookalikes still the stereotype?
- Don't sleep on the skinny dork archetype.
Can’t believe they cast RDJ as Dr DOOM when this guy is out there somewhere.
Very healthy yes

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