This Vance guy is notnews biggest inspiration

It does now.

It stands for Jiant Duechebag.

Print photos of different couches or dolphins and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

This guy is the new Rick Santorum.

I heard that it stands for Jagged Deuce, which sounds cool at first and I was like "why is he using his initials when that sounds so badass?" but anyway my source on that is not reputable.

Long live King Vance.