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This dude banged a couch?
17 0 ReplyYes, he’s a homosectional.
31 0 ReplyMany people are saying it.
17 0 ReplyIncluding this dude himself
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I have so many questions too. What sort of couch? Fabric or leather? Were people sitting on the couch at the time?
5 0 ReplyFuton Fornication
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He enjoys some cushion for the pushin'.
5 0 ReplyIt's called a loveseat for a reason
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hey man. he also built fences.
2 0 ReplyBuild a million fences you're a fence builder.
Lay a million bricks you're a brick layer.
But you fuck one couch...
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More cushion for the push'n.
11 0 ReplyPrint photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
9 0 ReplySo this real or a gag we are all in?
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