Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there, the Dude, carryin' bear spray for all us sinners.

Nice slogan. Is that some sort of eastern thing?

I dunno, i'd be pretty happy if that bear offered to eat me.

Did you intend to type 'bar' in the title?