Said millionaire Bruce Wayne, as he slapped an orphan in his care.
Do as he says, not as he does damnit
Pictured: Batman beating his woman.
fun fact Robin owns a natural dog food company that is extremely healthy and highly recommended by veterinarians and by those whose dogs thrive on it, and the product packaging is super obnoxious.
The packaging gives me minor anxiety, but that might have something to do with the nights of having to stock these.
There's something just slightly creepy about these bags when it's 2 in the morning and you're staring at a row of 5 of them. You swear you keep finding new details, and you don't quite know if the job is just driving you insane, or if the bags are just that obnoxiously loud.
This is the pet food equivalent of Dr Bronners.
I don't think I could ever buy that because every time I looked at it, it would give me a headache.
That bag looks like it's made from old copies of Seventeen magazine.
Welp that package looks like mental illness
Disclaimer: never actually slap your Dick.
