1y ago

Could it be?

I always like it when the professional crazies weigh in.

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I mean, yeah, this did happen. People hundreds of years ago found scary-looking bones, and imagined what they could be from. Dinosaur translates to basically Terror Lizard for a reason. That doesn't mean that they were dragons though lmao
- Supposedly the predecessors to the ancient Greeks mistook the skull of a breed of small elephants as the skull of a one-eyed giant.
  
  One look at an elephant skull and it's pretty easy to understand how someone would think that
Well, yes. You find a sharp tooth that's as long as someone's finger you're going to make up some kind of creature for it to have come from.
- Okay, yes. But also: dragons originated from pre-radiation Africa. Every culture has it because they all had distant contact with that one.
  Iirc, it's thought that the original dragon was a flying feathered serpent and also a storm god.
  Edit: sorry I was falling asleep and high while writing this.
  Edit2: okay, I'm sober and awake now, so I guess I should revise my statement a bit. It is my amateur understanding, as a nerd who is not in any way a scholar of mythology, that there is a theory for the origin of mythological creatures known as dragons. I cannot attest to how well-founded this model is, but I believe it goes as such: a human culture, in Africa, existed prior to homosapiens leaving the continent. This culture is believed to have had storm deity that was a feathered serpent, and that deity was the basis of all dragon myths held by cultures that left the continent and the descendants thereof.
  
  Eh?
  
  Can you share some source about that? Would like to read more about it
  
  Pre-radiation?
  
  no.
I hate that people act like we just discovered dinosaurs and dragons can't be related. The bones have been there longer than we.
Glad they took the oh-fuck spike off kettlebells over the years
When I was a kid I got this book from a garage sale. It was really neat, the illustrations were fire, and the author presents a theory on how dragons could have existed despite there being no physical evidence for them.
The gist is that dragons were actual creatures that were hunted to extinction in the iron age. But over the years the accounts turned to myth, and the mythological dragon is quite different from an actual dragon: essentially a hydrogen blimp with toxic blood that melts its bones shortly after it dies.
However, even as an eight-year-old I knew this was just a thought exercise. And as much as I think dragons are neat and would have liked to drink the koolaid, I guess I just don't have what it takes to be a professional crazy.
Yes and dragon hunters had to be in peak physical condition which is why they often trained with kettlebells that had pictures of dragons on them as seen here.
This used to be me in the eighth grade. I grew out of it.
As a child I often did wish for dragons to be real, so I think I can understand the feeling.
Nope.
- I see what you're saying, but I have this very generous interpretation of a vague passage in the bible that says otherwise.
  
  I hear you. But i can probably find about 15 other vague references in the Bible that contradict this one. And each other.
given that some bible scholars believe there are dragons in the bible (https://bibleproject.com/guides/dragons-in-the-bible/ ) there is nothing specifically insane about this post at all.
Outside of "Christianity is insane", but that's hardly the point of this community. Or is Flying Squid going to start posting every nutter thing from the Bible here now?
- Do you think maybe there's a slight difference between "the Bible says there were dragons" and "all of these civilizations have dragon folklore, therefore that means dinosaurs were dragons?"

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