Two of the German military’s new spy satellites appear to have failed in orbit
Two of the German military’s new spy satellites appear to have failed in orbit

Two of the German military’s new spy satellites appear to have failed in orbit

Two of the German military’s new spy satellites appear to have failed in orbit
Two of the German military’s new spy satellites appear to have failed in orbit
Now, see - here's some ripe fodder for conspiracy theories. Look, a commercial partner launched these 'nonfunctional spy satellites' who will be definitely owned by 'Not a government!' in orbit! Look, you can point your radios at them, totally silent and non-communicative! You can stop looking at these guys, they were a bust. Guess we'll need to launch TWO MORE to make up for it......
/s?
Zuma flashbacks...
Shooting more satellites reminded me of another Zuma: