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  • AND THAT'S NUMBERWANG! Time to spin the tapestry!

  • Nice Shirt (2008-04-02)
  • "As final thoughts go, 'unicorns are real' is one of the better ones."

  • MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー (Music Video)

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1373199

    > Happy 4/20! > > You can get this at Vektroid's bandcamp.

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: 地理

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1369761

    Yo, tomorrow is the day!

    Today's selection is 地理, number 5 on Floral Shoppe! It's mathematical!

    You can acquire this on Vektroid's bandcamp!

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: 地理

    Yo, tomorrow is the day!

    Today's selection is 地理, number 5 on Floral Shoppe! It's mathematical!

    You can acquire this on Vektroid's bandcamp!

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: ピコ

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1366586

    Happy Vaporwave week! Just a few days til 4/20!

    Today's selection is ピコ (Pico). The dusky jazz tones appeal to me.

    You can get it.....uh.....on cassette. Or at archive.org.

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: ピコ

    Happy Vaporwave week! Just a few days til 4/20!

    Today's selection is ピコ (Pico). The dusky jazz tones appeal to me.

    You can get it.....uh.....on cassette. Or at archive.org.

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: ライブラリ

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1363229

    Four Days to go!

    Today's selection is ライブラリ, number 4 on Floral Shoppe. Remember to fight fascism and read a book!

    You can acquire this on Vektroid's bandcamp.

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: ライブラリ

    Four Days to go!

    Today's selection is ライブラリ, number 4 on Floral Shoppe. Remember to fight fascism and read a book!

    You can acquire this on Vektroid's bandcamp.

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: て
    vektroid.bandcamp.com て, by Macintosh Plus

    from the album Floral Shoppe

    て, by Macintosh Plus

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1359630

    Five days to go!

    Today's selection is て, number 9 on Floral Shoppe. It's a pretty handy song!

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: て
    vektroid.bandcamp.com て, by Macintosh Plus

    from the album Floral Shoppe

    て, by Macintosh Plus

    Five days to go!

    Today's selection is て, number 9 on Floral Shoppe. It's a pretty handy song!

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: Lady

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1356464

    Six Days to Go: Lady This is track 15 on the 'Complete Edition', which includes some extras and community content. It's short, sweet, and doesn't overstay it's welcome.

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: Lady

    Six Days to Go: Lady This is track 15 on the 'Complete Edition', which includes some extras and community content. It's short, sweet, and doesn't overstay it's welcome.

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    Self hosted alternative to Calendly
  • I'm self hosting this, and it works pretty well. It can be integrated with Google Calendar with some effort, and it works with CalDAV (which I'm using through NextCloud).

  • First greens harvest of the season

    With some warm weather in the Pacific Northwest, my garden finally picked up and started producing! I was able to get some good greens for a soup and salad, along with the first bunches of herbs! Pictured in the basket:

    • Russian Kale
    • Chard
    • Oak fire mustard greens
    • Red leaf lettuce
    • Mesclun mix
    • Little gem lettuce
    • Wild Arugula
    • Mizuna
    • Parsley, Oregano, Sage, and Thyme

    They were delicious! What sort of greens are you harvesting?

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: ブート

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1353007

    > Hey, hey, you ever hear of this album? It's called Floral Shoppe and it's the music of future past late state capitalism!

    Hello, fellow vaporwave enthusiasts! In a small moment of serendipity, I noticed I had seven songs favorited in Floral Shoppe: Complete Edition, and decided to share those as a countdown to 4/20. I hope you enjoy!

    DAY SEVEN: ブート

    A great opening track to the most iconic vaporwave album.

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    ONE WEEK OF FLORAL SHOPPE: ブート

    >Hey, hey, you ever hear of this album? It's called Floral Shoppe and it's the music of future past late state capitalism!

    Hello, fellow vaporwave enthusiasts! In a small moment of serendipity, I noticed I had seven songs favorited in Floral Shoppe: Complete Edition, and decided to share those as a countdown to 4/20. I hope you enjoy!

    DAY SEVEN: ブート

    A great opening track to the most iconic vaporwave album.

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    Google is working on an AI meme generator for Gboard and it’s horrible
  • It's an older meme classification, sir, but it checks out

  • Intro from Food Court EP by Incarta'95
    dmttapes.bandcamp.com Intro, by Incarta'95

    from the album Food Court EP // DMT-330

    Intro, by Incarta'95

    cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1342686

    > We have everything!!! We're never sold out.

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    Intro from Food Court EP by Incarta'95
    dmttapes.bandcamp.com Intro, by Incarta'95

    from the album Food Court EP // DMT-330

    Intro, by Incarta'95

    > We have everything!!! We're never sold out.

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    What's growing on, Beehaw?
  • I've only grown grain for my cats......rye is an excellent catgrass.

    I've got our lettuces, onions, and various cole crops started and planted!

    I need to get started on the rest of what I'll be growing this year.....I haven't gotten any garlic or potatoes started, ehh.....

  • Untitled
  • that horse ain't right.

  • Retro Boy is a simple Game Boy emulator written in Rust that can be played on the web
  • You′re walking in the woods

    There's no one around and your phone is dead

    Out of the corner of your eye, you spot them

    (Written in Rust)

    They're following you, about 30 feet back

    They get down on all fours and break into a sprint

    They're gaining on you

    "Written in Rust!"

    You're looking for your car but you′re all turned around

    They're almost upon you now

    And you can see there's blood on their face

    My God, there′s blood everywhere!

    Running for your life (from writing in Rust!)

    They're compiling a knife (it′s written in Rust!)

  • Kettle Chips
  • Perhaps the ICP should appeal more to the everyday layperson.....a gender neutral term coined in 1972, just seventeen years before the unrelated 1989 release of Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam.

  • Features - An Egyptian Temple Reborn - Archaeology Magazine - March/April 2025
  • I feel somewhat fascinated by this article, mostly due to the pictures. Look at this:

    I find it fascinating how it's clearly a man and a woman, despite it being an ancient carving.

    Or this one:

    .

    How many centuries old is it? Describe it as a hippopotamus goddess, and most modern humans will be like 'yeah, that tracks.'

  • lil' hat
  • oh, to have a familiar that shares your fashion sense

  • Endangered condor dies of lead poisoning months after being freed
  • You have an obligation to protect the Earth! I suspect many of us will make popular and correct but extremely cool and illegal choices in the near future.

  • Endangered condor dies of lead poisoning months after being freed
  • Re-reading the article, I understand the poor soul probably ate carrion that was shot with lead. I think my comment still stands.

  • Endangered condor dies of lead poisoning months after being freed
  • It's a bit more than a Sigh. Some fucker shot that bird. Perhaps they would like to feel the effects of lead in their gut?

  • What's growing on, Beehaw?
  • It's mild and wet in the Pacific Northwest. It's been in the 40s, mostly. I was hoping it'd be closer to the 50s but NOPE! I started a bunch of plants in February - lettuce, kale, several hundred onions, spinach, carrots, you name it. I transplanted them a week ago during a spat of more normal 50s weather.

    I have a good cold frame cover over my raised bed plot, and thank goodness.....everything appears to have survived, despite local 30-43F degree weather here. That includes one dip to 31F! I'm super happy! Spring 2025 friends:

    • Cilanto
    • Chevril
    • Parsley
    • POTAT! 2 KINDS!
    • Carrots
    • Russian Kale
    • Lacinto Kale
    • So many lettuces!
    • Mesclun
    • Spinach
    • Chard
    • Mustard Greens
  • Any Invader Zim fans here?
  • I miss you, cupcake...

  • Steam Deck Gaming News #2
  • Welcome to the Fediverse! Thanks for the post, I love your authorial tone!

  • A relatable situation
  • Surely this one last permutation.....

  • emuspawn David From Space @orbiting.observer

    I'm David. I live in Tacoma, Washington. I do square foot gardening, home automation with Home Assistant, and have too many cats.

    You think you saw me behind some ferns? You just might have!

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