A crime has occurred.

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I see where they were going with this
- Was he vandalized too?
- ~~BOY!~~ GIRL!
My dude lookin' like the surface of Europa.
- Oh wow, that's awesome. I've been reading the 2001: A Space Odyssey trilogy, which centers around Jupiter and Europa, so this helps me visualize the moon! It's way more cracked with streaks of red than I imagined.
  
  To be fair, I think it's an enhanced image. Actual moon color is more subdued if I recall. But the enhanced images are always what come to mind for me 😊
  
  Weren't there four books in that series?
That dog looks guilty as hell.
- He tried to stop her, but couldn't.
- Every dog I've ever had would look guilty when harsh tones were used, regardless of whether the dog had done anything wrong.
Graffiti ain't vandalism. I stand by the defendant.

#freedoggo
Dogs are starting to learn how to draw. Wild stuff.
How could you possibly not be woken up by this?
- when you come home after a 10 hour shift and just fall on the couch and sleep so you can get up enough energy to eat dinner and kiss your wife
  
  Where 10 hour shifts still are a thing.
This guy needs the futuristic protection I saw in some crime documentation.
Man just tryna provide for his family. Damn kids.

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