2AM ..... I guess I should go to bed earlier today ... tonight? ... this morning? ... tomorrow? ... today? ... in the future?
On second thought, today's already a loss. Let's try again tomorrow.
Are we talking about today ... or tomorrow? ... by the way, what day is it today? ... or tomorrow? ... what are we talking about again?
Whoops, now it's 6 AM and I couldn't decide which one it was and also went down 3 Wikipedia rabbit holes trying to figure it out. Well, I might as well get up and do something productive
(eats breakfast, doomscrolls for an hour, falls asleep in chair)
For ease of tired brain computation, "tomorrow" doesn't exist as a "now" until after I've slept. If I don't sleep Friday, through the next 30 hours, than I just get extra long Friday, And Sunday. This helps me avoid all that
"Maybe if you wouldn't keep giving me nightmares I could get good sleep!"
There should be a third character walking up to them holding a sledgehammer labeled "melatonin".
9PM lights out everyone. Keep the Gameboy out of the bed.
Careful, gen z might think that's a euphemism. Been almost 20yrs since the last Gameboy.
It's the chair throwing meme. Why didn't he just do the chair throwing meme
just do what i do and start listening to a long ass Shaun video.
Ok fine, let's get some more sleep tonight.
Ain't that the truth?