General TBP Snark

I remember when I realized Sarah wasn’t who she was pretending to be on her platform. She had written one of her toilet poetry posts saying she had never realized she could be both a mother and have a career. I was dumbfounded that a woman in her mid-30s (at the time) could have such an antiquated view and questioned her since she had spoken about her mother’s business and her aunt’s chocolate shop. There is a tradition of female entrepreneurship in her family she was just ignoring, that day, to spin a yarn of woe is me. From that point on all I could see what the hypocrisy and manipulation she uses daily on her followers.

Maybe we should do a weekly thread? Help make it easier to scroll/see new content?

I like this idea!!
- Me too!
I was thinking the same! This thread is getting crowded
Good idea! I always sort by new but this would be good. Hopefully the mods see it!
- I do too, but there’s just too many posts on this now so it doesn’t quite work as well.
Great idea! I sort by new but then it also just gets confusing!

There is zero chance somebody mistook Shane for Kelce 🤣 She makes up the most random lies

I feel most people hate Tim’s coffee (but drink it out of convenience) and then there’s Sarah being the one person to miss it while she’s away lol. She’s def on their payroll 😂

Also every single day she has a new “favourite” thing just so she can put another affiliate link out there for her sheep to click on just because it’s Sarah’s fave thing 🙄

The whole I can’t believe I’m here, this is a dream come true. Does she not realize that anyone can be a D23 member…you just need to buy a membership. Not as special as she thinks it is…though free is probably nicer lol

Notice how her dreams coming true never involve her kids? SI runway, this Disney thing, Knix photoshoots, etc. all her big dreams and nothing to do with her kids. Just shows the person she is.
- How hurtful for her children

A healthy reminder for the Queen of Filters.

So she was silent because her therapist and business guide told her to take a day off from social media every so often. About time someone told her to do so. Maybe they should tell her to not share every moment of her life while they’re at it? And maybe to not share every moment of poor L’s life anymore.

But never fear! She’s back and it’s a busy week!! 🙄 and then she comes back and shares pictures from the weekend like she wasn’t posting all day from the pool just on Sunday lmao

I love how she plays the therapist card every once in a while. I find her an interesting subject to watch because she’s manipulating her audience. If her business guide (is that another new, made up job?) didn’t agree with the therapist would she still take a day off SM?
- Straight back to a post about her body to get the engagement back up after her day off.
Busy week? Buying new clothes for her up coming trip and more toys that won’t get used.
- This is her 4th child. Of course a child would rather play with a paper cup - especially when she can make up anything she wants with the paper cup instead of engaging in the play her mother chooses for her. Look at those toys - they scream 1950s housewife who’s waiting for her husband to come home so she can put his dinner on the table
- I was gonna post about the toys too! Shouldn’t that be her hint to maybe oh idk stop buying more toys when L clearly doesn’t care??? Just more clear Sarah buys these old toys to fulfil her own inner needs and not her child’s.
- Those Barbies on the top shelf are still in their packaging.

Is anyone else still mad she seemingly got away with the “shrinking Shane” video. She really should’ve got FARRRRR more heat for that than she did. It bothers me so much because that was by far her most obvious use of filters yet and it just got swept under the rug.

Idk who could’ve done it but it really should’ve made more rounds on social media for a bigger audience to see. Just another thing she gets away with though :(

This is ridiculous. Where has two thirds of her whole body gone

Does she actually think people care about her outings to Costco 😴😴😴

ETA: not HER judging Shane for buying something of interest to him when she’s literally out every day of the week buying more shit they don’t need. She’s the worst, how can he even stand to be with her. (Although they don’t seem like they eat many things to need a smoker but that’s his choice to get one and she needs to stfu)

I knew her bs Disney post a few weeks ago sounded familiar!

Updated socialblade numbers. Alix Earle's socialblade numbers continue to highlight how problematic The Bird Papaya is. According to socialblade in the last 30 days The Birds Papaya has gained 132,000 followers. Alix Earle has gained 51,700 followers. How on earth has The Birds Papaya gained 81,000 MORE followers than Alix Earle in only 30 days? Since the SI Swim show Alix Earle and boyfriend Braxton Berrios (famous NFL player, 500K followers on IG) attended Cannes and were featured all over the news. Alix spoke at Cannes and hosted events. Alix had multiple major brand launches. A spread print/online feature in ELLE USA. Alix and Paris Hilton launched a collab with fun videos. Style-wise Alix showed a glammed up shift post SI runway. Fans reactions to Alix's new look, they love it. What has The Birds Papaya done in this timeline? She attended a press screening for Celine Dion's documentary and she shook her butt with cowboy boots on. She's had one feature on yahoo style.ca (paid) that also ran in the UK Mirror tabloid. The feature focused on a Mom who's not afraid of cellulite. Alix Earle, a 23 year old model landed the 2024 cover of SI, walked the runway, used the moment and moved on. Meanwhile The Birds Payaya age 39.5 (mother of four) sits in her car in a Guelph Ontario parking lot. While trying to look like Alix Earle in her freshman era, The Birds Papaya goes on and on about her non-news worthy walk for SI(paid for by Knix a menstral product company). Make it make sense.

Anyone notice how BOSSY she is in the videos? Hold this, do that, you’re next, this is where we’re going. How do they even stand her???

And the video where she’s signing and dancing to “I love it”, peep NK having to be the one to push lemon around in the stroller. Unbelievable, so Sarah can act like a child.

I find her posts are utter nonsense. She thinks she is interesting but shows off how education and curiosity has failed her. She has followers and crap to sell. Thats it. My friends have more interesting lives and observations and they aren’t on social media speaking/selling to the masses.

It’s an insult knowing intelligent women subscribe and listen to BP (and not just her… all these women like Jilly and Kaitlyn) who are narcissists using their female audience to swindle goods to and speak rubbish.

Imagine your mom having to make a show and dressing like this to take you to a movie lol. I know it’s a movie premiere but still, you’re going with your 13 year old son!!!

She so badly hopes she sees Ryan Reynolds and he’ll mistake her for Blake or something lol

I wonder how Shane feels having to film her while she eats a cookie, what stupid fucking content.

Or having matching friendship bracelets, or filming her in the pool, or on their walk, or at CT….etc etc etc ad infinitum. 🤮
- It’s all so pathetic. “Someone quick film me while I act like an idiot!!” Is basically her whole life.
- I really hope they end up on influencers in the wild. Poor guy. He’s become what he has probably always found really ridiculous/humourous
Again today it’s just her and Shane wandering around and he’s taking pictures of her. I know it’s an expo and wandering around is the agenda but how strange that they are never talking to or with other people. What makes this “content” influential enough that Disney would invite her and pay her expenses? It’s lame photos.
- Idk what’s in it for Shane really. All the money, free trips, it wouldn’t be enough for me to be my significant others lackey and follow them around all day and take their photos/videos for Instagram. Like does he actually enjoy this? Because I sure wouldn’t. Her family are just employees in her life.
  Idk what Disney sees in her, big whoop she pays for a million trips there and wears unbranded Disney clothing. Whatever.
- I love that I made this comment and Sarah suddenly posted a bunch of photos of them having “fun” with other people. I’ll never feel sorry for Shane cuz he’s a grown man that could protect his kid but he just does not for with this crowd. Also the way this poster describes social media like a magic wand. WTF - people have been meeting up and making friends randomly for ever. The influencer belief that they did everything first and best and must be shared is the weird thing.
Was that her real face in the cookie video? Doesn’t match what we’re used to seeing.
- It’s closer to her real face. This is a common Sarah tactic that she goes a little closer to her actual size and face when she is at a big event or not able to control the photos other people take of her. She’ll also wear bigger baggy clothes and call it “body neutrality”. She’s a calculated conartist!
- I’d say as close to her real face as she’ll allow on her Instagram stories lol
- It also looked like her face was frozen and barely moving along with her speaking and expressions

This photo haunts me 😂

Poor kid, she has to try to outshine his moment with her fake ass self 🙄🙄

Love Janette’s story poking fun at Sarah and the hello kitty crackers 😂

When you claim your body is the least interesting about you but finally admit it is all you got.

I'm sorry, this next bathroom project....Cars theme?!?! My 15 year old son LOVED cars when he was a little boy, but if I tried to make his bathroom a cars theme now, I think he would be mortified and never, ever speak to me again.

She’s incapable of not making things her entire personality. Now her whole personality is Twisters, every single week it’s something new. Like you don’t need to obsess over everything! It’s okay to just like/love something without going full speed.

The SAHM that has endured so much trauma has finally worked her way up to using the BBQ for the 2nd time in 40 years! 👏 bravo BirdShit Gold fucking Star ⭐️

Why is she posting pics like this from B and L’s bathroom? Go take these pics in your own bathroom. Once again, that Iceland ass is MIA haha

Twisters is about to be pushed aside for a Deadpool personality after tonight 🙄🤡

Calls Shame in to look at her shitty dress and is all of a sudden not embarrassed for him to watch her record a story. She is the ultimate hypocrite.

Posted this before but I drove through Flesherton this weekend. That town has NOTHING going on. It seems really tired since COVID. Even the bakery is closed on a Sunday. Birdie really didn’t do her research.

For those of you in Canada. Please be sure to use this weeks Canadian tire flyer as your puppy’s pee pad or in your fire pit 🙄

Do people actually believe this crap!!!!!!?? She literally puts ALL of her life online expect her running. Unless it’s at Disney that is

So she’s all by herself and set up the camera to film this ridiculousness, edited it and posted it and believes she’s changing the world. Okay.

She’s posted 53 stories in the last 24 hrs while on vacation with her children. She really is addicted and can’t just put her phone down and enjoy precious family time it’s all about showing off 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I knew you would all find somewhere to settle after the Reddit exit but I finally found it! I feel like I’m home again haha

A month ago she promised to keep the memory of little Isabella Thomson, alive. We won’t let her be forgotten she said. Hasn’t mentioned her since and I bet she won’t again. Vile creature, will do anything and use anyone for likes and content.

Wonder if she’ll ever have breakthrough about why she uses filters constantly and lies about it? I’m just waiting for the day she has a big cry about that because she can’t keep up her fraud ways anymore.

I don’t think she understands the show is about the photographer not the subjects. And…of course she did a topless photo shoot

Oh goodie, another “park day” for Birdie bc she hasn’t had enough of those 🙄 I hope her kids are having a good weekend at home while their mother prances around Disney without them.

I can’t even stand the way she ate that Dole Whip.
- Everything she does just looks awkward and self-conscious
  And tbh I would probably look just as awkward and self-conscious but that’s why I don’t friggen do it!! lol
- “Babe can you record me eating something again??”
- I can’t stand anything she does 😂 and her stupid Mickey ears, I wanna knock them off her head lol

Immediately came home and started bragging about the house renovation 👌

Does anyone have any idea what she would be paid for the cup deal? I’m curious to know how something like this works.

I bet it absolutely KILLS her to play this not posting all day game because we all know how addicted she is to posting. She just wants attention, she’s always so transparent.

Tomorrow it’ll be “omg so many of you messaged me with concern, I just needed a day as my PMDD has been so awful” wah wah poor Sarah, pulling the PMDD disappearing act before going on a trip.

Most people tell their clients when they will be out of office. She says she planned to take this day off but she didn’t bother to let her followers know because she needs the DMs for her ego.
- This!!!!
Is she silent today bc she’s pretending to be suffering?
- Based on past behaviour, I’m certain it will be a tragedy that will require followers to feel sorry for her as she either shills a product or goes on yet another paid or sponsored trip. The bad mental or physical health will make it all “relatable”. If she’s truly unwell, I do feel sorry for her. But this constant manipulation is her MO.
I don’t know a lot about PMDD but I thought the symptoms lift once you get your period

What is this absolute nonsense? A video on loop of her child pulling down the front of her bathing suit bottom. It’s completely unnecessary 🤬

Now the child doesn’t mean any malice from this, but S posting this is a type of video that should be reported. Accidentally capturing a “my child is being silly” moment is one thing but you delete it and give the lesson about CONSENT. But S thinks it’s something that she should be posting it publicly? With her minor child? Please tell me this was reported. If not and anyone follows her still, REPORT this. This is a red flag for abuse. This is the kind of stuff I wouldn’t even go to instanavigation to see. Does she know this is innapropriate? Having film of a minor doing shit like this is NOT okay.
- Unfortunately Instagram sees nothing wrong with this… I tried
This is weird. She's extra thirsty today. It's crazy that she does shit like this when her toddler is already on XXX sites. Mom of the year.
- “Not a nip slip but I’ll bring attention to my boobs anyways”
- Wait what? Xxx? What?!?!!
- She has 4 breasts
- Not to be rude but Shame could use some spf.
She’s vile!
- she is, she's also not hot.
This was WEIRD AF!!!! She is just grasping at straws at this point.
- Like how the hell does this even get filmed?? Does she just set her phone up and record everything? Or is she yelling at someone “quick get my phone” or is it, L “can you pull my pants down again so daddy can get a picture? you’re so funny”
Kamala HQ voice: this is weird

Another big career day for Birdie. Deciding what nails to wear, bragging about her new kitchen and bragging about her toy room that’s more for her than any of her kids bc I can assure you the 3 older kids don’t care about it like she is pretends they do lol

What a shock, she’s out shopping again at the thrift stores 🙄 she’s addicted good lord. Judges Shane for buying something he wants and she’s out buying “vintage” le chateau shoes, she needs a better hobby.

"So anyway" is how I really feel about her posts. Especially lately. Grasping at straws these days. Nontent. Boring. Irrelevant

Oh there she is buying more shit she doesn’t need at the thrift store while L tries to get her attention. She prob wants to sell those plates to get more money to pay for another Disney trip.

I can’t believe this woman is a writer when she thinks it’s “sega” and not “saga” even though her captions caught it correctly. Shane correcting her and she still thought it was “a sega of our year” truly a nimrod. And no the stingray was not the story of the year, she’s so out of touch with real life.

The fact she’s now randomly in NYC? Must be nice to drop all responsibilities at home and jet off to NYC. The fact she just drops her kids like it’s no big deal and goes off for no reason.

Bragging Barbie, asking which size suitcase she should bring on her free trip

did she shrink her upper half to age five?
I hate her so much. I’m sos sick of her getting all these opportunities for her minimal effort.
She looks like Gumby ffs!
And she thinks she needs the big one for all the free stuff she’s going to get! Make it stop!
- She was so manic over the thought of free shit, it’s what drives her in life. She’s sick.
I thought she said ONLY ever did carry on. (Never mind the enormous checked suitcases she’s taken on every trip ever) 🙃
I don’t understand why she and JH don’t buy luggage covers for their expensive luggage. Oh wait, they don’t care as they undoubtedly didn’t pay for it. 🌟 Gifted ⭐️ (in the smallest font ever)
Even if it was free I would get sick of flying to stupid Florida where it’s humid as fuck and going to Disney, again!!!! She must be trying to get a Disney sponsorship. So boring.

How old is she again?? I breathe the same air as you??? Girl, get a life!

Also, no way Hugh ‘locked eyes’ with her. Def did not see that in the video she posted. Delusional.

Sarah was out at the thrift store again today and picked up a vintage Victoria Secret sweater just like one she had when she was in high school. She regrets donating it. This woman’s attachment to things from her childhood is really strange to me. Has she mentioned anymore intensive therapy sessions? She should talk about why she needs all these things surrounding her - the childhood toys and clothes - but I doubt she’s continued. She did say it was exhausting!

This entire story made me sick. She’s not a cool mom, I don’t need to see your boobs, I like that cream and now I can’t buy it and could the ‘gifted’ be any smaller?

Complains she can’t eat properly because of canker sores, shows herself last night at a restaurant eating and then this morning she’s eating churros. She can never stick to a story 🙄

What is this dumb ass face she keeps making?

Today’s riveting content - watching her write a sentence only to show it off backwards, confess again how she has no creativity since she stole her own signature from someone else, all while speaking with the WILDEST vocal fry.

Stupid underboob. Stupid woman. She makes me so mad.

I think she looks ridiculous and it doesn’t sound like this photo shoot is for anyone except Sarah. She absolutely loves having people look at her.
It’s not even her own underboob, we’ve seen what her real boobs look like (because she insists on showing her body all the time). Whether it’s cosmetic work or photoshop, STOP LYING.

I just don’t understand why everyone loves Briony’s 5th grade diorama quality “art”.

Not her complaining about getting “canker sores” from “stress” over going to Disney lol. Her life is so hard guys.

“Yea I’m talking a little funny, in case you guys notice” you always talk funny!

Is canker sores a side effect of anything? 🤔 I’ve never heard people getting them from stress lol

I’m sorry but I hate how she’s always posting Lemon in her bathing suit. That little girls whole life has just constantly been an invasion of her privacy, she has no moments that are not shared online for everyone to see. Sarah doesn’t care about online creeps and it makes me so mad.

I really hope she goes to preschool in the fall purely to get some damn privacy.

This is what bothers me the most about her! How does she not understand how inappropriate it is. No privacy a single day in L’s life. And there are safety concerns too. She’s really vile.

Now today she’s talking about changing her camera phone settings probably to further make it seem like she doesn’t filter because she magically had some setting on that was making her photos look a certain way 🙄

“Oh golly I didn’t realize I had that setting on”

Not sad about leaving her kids, just sad about no tim Hortons for a couple days while she gets a FREE TRIP TO DISNEY!!! 🙄🙄🙄

No mention of the kids, and up at 4 am to do a full face of makeup including fake freckles 🫠
- Legit the biggest clown
  I love how she only gets excited for things that don’t involve the kids
Can't wait to see Shame's 'help me' eyes behind his smile the entire time. I imagine he would have been so much more at ease with someone who doesn't stick their phone in his face/their day all the time
- Seriously this life doesn’t seem like the life he’d choose but now he’s just stuck in it and obviously likes the money 🤷🏻‍♀️ but yea I don’t get the vibe he’s a big “be on camera” guy. I couldn’t imagine living a life with someone who needs to film it all.

Has anyone seen the latest picture of her that she posted in a swimsuit??? The editing is out of control

I’m really tired of her beating the same drum, especially when she looks exactly like the majority of the women I see just walking around and living their lives

Okayyyy her first post today - back to work blah blah blah but like did her lips get massively bigger and more plump overnight or?? She looks wild today.

👀

Sarah claims that she hasn't had lip filler since 2018. Sarah can no longer close her lips on the sides or middle and has filler migration lines.

She’s such a liar. I hope her lip filler never dissolves and migrates to unflattering places 🤭
- How often can you get filler? I don’t know anything about it but, at a certain point, shouldn’t the provider tell her it looks ridiculous
The filler migration and overfilling is INSANE. It's reached her nose! I don't know how her followers don't see this.
- Am I wrong in assuming this is painful? It doesn't look very comfortable
- wtf! Could this be a filter? I’ve never seen anything like this before. What a weirdo.

Lemon is still being dropped at Nana’s to be coddled every day? I’m sorry but Sarah’s career doesn’t seem to be too demanding lately to not be watching her kid. All she’s done is go to NYC to watch a movie and then she had a fun non work related trip to LA (doing a podcast doesn’t scream work to me).

I really hope L gets to finally go to some sort of school in the fall and interact with people her own age.

This photo yesterday?? Posing like a dummy in the construction. And making L perform for the mirror/camera. “The way she put out her leg” yea bc she sees you do this shit infront of the mirror all day. And the tongue out? Yuck.

I hate when she posts looking for “tips” on how to decorate something, especially when she clearly already has an idea in mind. We all know she’s just grifting for some company to be like “omg we’d love to help out your renovation” or “we’ll send you some goodies for the room!” She’s so transparent.

All this fuss over her dumb get quickies collab. Big deal she picked some designs to put on fake nails, GROUNDBREAKING!

She’s thinking she’s ‘all tnat’ today and rambling on about what’s important in her world - her hair. Who cares what’s going on in the world? Not Sarah. The important thing is her real hair is getting longer! Wow!

When dopamine and hoarding collide

Her suddenly being a BSB/AJ girlie has me so annoyed, she’s never once said she liked BSB and now she’s gotten a video from her so called “favourite” (I doubt AJ was her fave). I highly doubt she knows anything about AJ’s journey and long road to sobriety.

I’m sure he made a bunch of these shoutout videos but her getting one and thinking she’s now special has me annoyed lol.

Can’t help but wonder what Shane thinks about yet ANOTHER Disney trip. Does he get a say in this whatsoever? I wanna say no. But he also chose to lay in this bed I suppose.

Also looks like NK and PP are tagging along bc god forbid Sarah has to watch L on her own.

I'm always amazed at how much time she can spend watching TV while having a 3 year old. Wonder if she left her with Nana K cause traveling was too exhausting. Or guilted Shan(e)asty to take care of her so she could "relax".

Nit picky perhaps, but this Twister persona is annoying AF. Maybe because my area just got a record number of tornados. 10 simultaneously. including the metro area (which is suuuper rare). I'm from the Midwest so I'm used to summer storms, but this was terrifying. My kids didn't sleep for 2 days. They ate traumatizing. People lose everything, including their lives.

I get the movie just came out but I think it's meant to teach respect for the power of nature and maybe show the reality of tornados to people who may not experience them. I hope it's also a commentary on global warming (something she probably doesn't consider or even think about). Summer just started here and the tornados are expected to get worse. If you have never heard sirens or the roar of the winds, consider yourself lucky!

Why does she sexualize everything she does?

Ahhh, a still shot from her Dyson ad. No filters, though, right? 👀🙃

For being such a Disney obsessed adult it’s wild how she doesn’t know anything about actual Disney (?) - I have seen a fraction of Disney movies and even I knew this… and I knew this back in the 90s lol. Is her obsession only about bragging she goes there often???? Bizarre.

And she always acts like she’s giving brand new info too. Like I’m sure most people who watch movies know these things??
- Exactly! Her mind is going to be blown when she finds out who’s on the soundtracks of most of her beloved Disney movies hahaha

What is this??

For the love of god. Give me a bloody break ffs.

Who is running out to buy the Stretch Mark cup??

Another day, another shopping trip, buying up everything at the second hand clothing store 🙄 she’s got a sickness, she can’t go a day not buying things. Does she really have nothing better to do with her big career job? Lemon doesn’t need all of this!!

ETA: good lord she is still out buying shit!!!

The worst thing about my memory is, I can’t remember what lies I’ve told 🤡

Who’s we? Is she taking all her followers? Now she’s a celine fanatic, she never once mentioned her before she got flown to NYC to watch her documentary.

She had a story with M today and it says it’s her last month home before uni - she must be going away for school! I am so happy for her!

Has to make it all about her. Also, idk, maybe just hug your child yourself?! So odd.

Imagine being Shane and having to absorb the likes, (fleeting)interests and personality of your partner whose own personality is absorbed from others online and otherwise doesn't exist? Do you think he feels grateful that he's allowed to mention his magic tricks a couple of times a year?

But she doesn’t use filters right? Left is her most recent Fitglow ad, right is from yesterday. What a dummy

Cue the fupa it’s been long overdue.

Janette’s courtroom fashion IG post has me rolling. I love her sense of humour so much.

Boss Babe and her all her links. Working hard today. She must be “saving” for her next Disney trip.

Did she wake herself up to post this? She was not, literally, falling asleep or she would have gone to sleep

The number of movie premiers this person has been invited to in the last little while are unreal. Can someone explain to me WHY and HOW she gets getting invited? And what has to be done so it stops happening.

I’m trying so hard not to be petty but the expression on her face pisses me off.

Who gives a shit! Bloody hell how many times does she need to post about him cutting the goddamn grass ffs.

If you spend the day shopping and eating and entertaining everyone is the 9pm flight really that much cheaper🤔 the birdie math is not mathing.

Another month without a mention of PMDD, I wonder when it will reappear?

She’s posted like nothing today so I’m assuming she’s having “an episode” or she just got work done lol
- She’s playing a game and gaslighting her followers imo. Playing this “I was taking a me day, it was a rough day and I needed to take time to gather my spoons because of my big trip” and tomorrow she’s in Disney perfectly fine as usual 🙄
- I was wondering if it was just me not being able to see her stories because I reported her post from yesterday 😂
interesting, Sarah's PMDD turns off and on. I feel for those that don't have the same experience. Sarah's period never bothered her until the reddit started calling her out for her lies and filters.
- That whole write up about magazine covers tells everyone all they need to know about Sarah. The only person she cares about is herself, the thing she cares about the most is how she looks and she wants to make sure everyone knows she’s been on magazine covers. The brag is very dated since fewer and fewer people buy magazines but it shows that, mentally, she’s stuck in the past. Her thirst for fame is unquenchable.
Miraculous healing.
Not anytime soon with her going to Disney again 🤮

Her content has been so stupid the last couple weeks.

This photo is hilarious. What the f*ck was she even thinking.

Anyone find she’s posting a little less? That’s how little she has going on, she doesn’t even know what to post anymore even if it’s just garbage. She was typically good for FAR more stories than she’s had lately, whether mindless rambling or shilling links she was still posting a lot more. She’s still posting crap but just less stories of it.

She didn’t even post her little video today that she said she made yesterday for a company.

She may get opportunities but I can’t help but hope her instagram empire is crumbling.

Damn even vada has to use the filter. Poor girl was glitching like crazy 😂😂

Oooh here we go with “the lighting changes my looks” narrative but “she won’t live in the shadows” lmao bs but she’ll have no issues filtering away these things.

I swear she's playing desperate damage control right now because Goob has moved into calling out the influencer world, recently. Not just fitness
- I’m so annoyed Goob hasn’t called her out yet after he commented on Janette’s post.
Oh I see cellulite is back from their vacation to Photoshopland

I believe she would drop dead if she couldn’t buy something new for just one day.

Imagine posting this as if you’re doing something worthy and groundbreaking.

Love when she thinks donating stuff makes it okay to buy more stuff haha

Wondering how Sarah’s mind processes not being able to filter herself in photos with Shane and Josie this weekend. How do people who look at her in real life not call her out? How do people who love her not let her know her eyebrows look a little out of control when she paints them on so they show up in photos but have to be a shock to look at IRL. At this point she must be the clown that entertains her friends and family.

I can’t believe brands actually have Becci do things for them? I was creeping her posts yesterday just to see what she’s up to since she blocked me lol but she was at some home show getting you ready for back to school and the holiday season. Who would want to take advice from her? Lol

What a shock, someone staying at her cottage and they just seem like travel influencer with a check mark 🙄

This place isn’t meant for the average family with kids that’s for sure, mainly because nobody can afford it. I wondered if anyone had been staying in it at all considering she hasn’t talked about it.

What is this performative clown going on about? And why is it so difficult just to use the word small?

Wish I could reply to her picture dump and ask where the shrinking Shane is

Cries on the trip because she couldn’t enjoy foods because of her most painful ever canker sores, then shares a post of her fave GF eats at Disney 🙄 this woman is something else.

Maybe it’s just me but watching Shane eat that spring roll with grossed me out alot (?) and I love spring rolls but I think it’s the untamed beard/moustache 😂😬

She’s quiet so far today, prob trying to figure out how to get out of this mess. I just know she’s gonna self diagnose something

She’s back to using her child’s POV for content as she shops. This time, it’s apparently L’s reaction to Halloween decor.. but she makes sure to include this compliment of Sarah’s hair!

Was just coming to post this! Back to exploiting L by putting a camera on her to get some views. What a sick woman. This family is better off when she goes away because they don’t have to act in her show. I just could not even imagine strapping a camera onto a child while they walk around a store, like ???? I’m truly perplexed by the thought process of doing this to a kid.
L is a very kind little girl for thinking this straw hair looks beautiful lol
- Makes me so sad for poor L. She’s such a sweetie and her mom is just blasting her everywhere. Let her be an innocent child not helping mommy get views
- I wonder if the older kids breathe a sigh of relief knowing they’ve got a few days to just be themselves & not worry about having a camera stuck in their faces. Poor L, I really hate that Sarah is doing this again! I can’t imagine doing this to a child like she’s a prop or something.
- She is a very sweet little girl. Listening to her talk I would never think she’s over 3.5 years old.
who's skinny pointy chin is this then?
There’s her real(ish) face.
Trying for a homesense collab/freebies. NOTHING this idiot does is ever organic or for the sake of enjoying family.

I think it’s wild that she will digitally flaunt her stretch marks and size 14 body for posts like the SI runway, thighs sticking to the seat or any other videos where is posting her rinse and repeat faux body confidence videos but the rest of the time she is filtering herself to a size 4. Also I do recognize she filters those bp posts as well. How do her loyal followers not see this?

In her new fitglow ad, she claims she has green eyes. Anyone who’s been around since the Reddit days knows that this is yet another shapeshifting feature. Blue? Green? Brown? Allegedly…green. Interesting. I’m sure someone could produce about 15 examples of other colours she’s appeared to have.

This is crazy how she "draws" her jawline. In the selfie it's one thing but then the video, it's shrunk down to ridiculous proportions.

No one can look at that chin on the left and think those are actual facial proportions. The entire bottom half of her face is on a whole other scale!!
She also definitely has lip filler blindness. They have reached caricature levels. This is what happens when people think that it actually dissolves enough that they need to get them "topped up" every few months.
It looks ridiculous!

cough Guelph sub Reddit cough cough 28k members cough cough cough

Nana has been sick with COVID which is why Birdie has had to take care of her own child the last couple weeks.

She “reached out” to buy a necklace? Sounds more like she reached out to get a free or heavily discounted product.

I have just spent more time than I will disclose here analyzing the differences between my front camera face and back camera face.

Is there someone I can sue for damages??

Results: I still have jowls and my face is not thinner, pointier or sharper in any way. Front camera widens the middle of your face and makes the eyes slightly wider from temple to temple. I do not have a larger forehead, more eyelid space, a fuller mouth, or larger eyes.

If I actually spent this kind of time looking at my body in the same way, I’d probably be insane and unwell also. Social media is so unhealthy. I’m glad my kids are going into psychology….the generations ahead them will need them!

Bragging in stories today about how she sponsors one kid a year to go to Disneyland. I looked it up and it’s 1,000.00. Now I get that can be a lot for some people but def not to someone like her, not to mention the tax credit she receives from donations.

Also the unintentional Disney paint colour…pretty sure Chippendale would refer to the male strippers not Disney 🤣 That being said there are (or were) actual Disney paint colours she could get.

I have blocked her, but didn't see say she had 3 races "THIS MONTH"? She's been everywhere, but home. Has there been any mention of it, or was it just her mouth "running", as usual?

How many people keep their fake nails 💅🏻 in their cooler??

I'm confused... did a company that make accessible clothing (and for poc?) send them to her to promote? This isn't even snark... I didnt get it.

Loving our new TBP lemming with the 2 day old account 🤪

This is definitely not their last family vacation so I don’t know why she keeps trying to convince everyone it is.

The legs are insanity. We all know that's not her legs. What is up with her filtering her legs so intensely? How embarrassing.

This is the “snatched jawline” we’re supposed to believe people tell her they’re jealous of? This is her Mom’s jawline - and there’s nothing wrong with it! She needs to stop filtering it into oblivion 🙄

What game is she playing with the narrow little shoulders and then she pretends she’s so relatable with the rolls hanging over the jeans? I swear that high-waisted jeans are only meant for standing! I mid-rise works as a good sitting jean (when you buy a size that fits).

buying engagement

Fresh toilet poetry. 😵‍💫

This whole thing makes me sick because I think she’s probably the ultimate fake friend. What’s her line - girlhood scares her? - what does that mean? It means she doesn’t know how to just be a supportive friend who isn’t always wanting the spotlight, who doesn’t see life as a competition, who can handle criticism from a friend when it comes from a place of caring. She’s awful and she’s done this for a reason. I wonder what it is.
- Is her flock losing interest?

So today, the very TV program that supports miss body confidence and will die on a hill for her, ran a segment on Ilona Maher and how she was shamed for having an athletic body. Does somebody want to tell them what their little princess and her minions have been saying about Janette and others who work out................? Maybe somebody should send that clip to Birdie, seeing as she doesn't think those people ever face criticism like SHE does.

What happened to showing her panty lines. She even made reels about it showing her panty lines how ridiculous it is to care. Guess she forgot she’s a liar.

Wow those stretch marks are coming out to play today. She’s such a mind fuck.

Thirsty af with this outfit choice. I’m sure she’s super into classic cars. I highly doubt Shame gives a shit either.

Of course she's bringing her parents. She can't be forced to watch her own kids for days in a row.

I know Ive already said this but omg the photo on this post. So very Michael Jackson. It’s just so awful. Wtf. Who is that?!?!

She used Chappell for her story, and it killed a little piece of my Midwest queer woman heart.

I’m neither midwestern nor queer and it killed mine too. Her story does not deserve Chappell!
- She tries sooooo hard to be relevant and cool and she’s neither of those things

Just found out Travis Kelce & Tay tay broke their silence on Palestine- so NOW maybe birdie will? Or will she obsess about another set of athlete brothers instead?

Why does she act like these aren’t real people in these costumes and like they're an actual real life cartoon lol. Also I bet she’s the one who pulled Minnie aside, not the other way around. Like why is she crying over being hugged by a person in a costume? lol. Also she isn’t looking as skinny here as she’s been presenting herself 🤔

Anyone remember the video she posted a while back talking about some leggings and how they made her ass look? I swear I found the video she copied that little routine from (if you ever saw her video I'm talking about, I think it will come to mind immediately). Yet another TBP "inspiration".

I remember, she steals again.
- She’s never had an original thought. She can’t even form her own opinions
Oh, this one? https://i.imgur.com/ADwklnU.mp4
- Yes! It's so weird.
- Ew

This bathroom redo is what minimal effort looks like. Also that is one large bottom lip.

Mods, is there a way to report people who comment on this community for the sole reason of telling us they don’t like it?

Did anyone see her story yesterday? She was invited by a Canadian media company not Disney.

I didn’t see that! Which Canadian media company? The one that owns CityTV?
- Didn’t say. Just a small Canadian media company. So that’s why she missed the initial email

I wish I could upload photos here, but great post by @selfspace on Instagram. Momfluencers do not have your back

Next on the busy babe super career job to do list??

Lmao and she just posted about it 😂
- She’s such a knob.
I hate that I genuinely have loved pink, Barbie, Polly pocket, Disney, and several other things she has made her personality of the week(the vintage fisher price fun with food toys hit so close to home it killed me. Thanks childhood trauma, autism and nostalgia lol). When I saw the Polly pocket bnb my second thought (after omg I want to go) was omg please don't jump on this Sarah and make Polly your newest personality. She already makes me cringe when I see her "representing" for us PMDD ladies

What’s she going to do for content now that they’re home?

That "what in the future" comment is so weird because Uniqlo has had those self-checkouts here for a while. It's not new. For someone who shops as much as she does you would have thought she noticed them by now.

Try hard wants Alix to notice and acknowledge her so bad. I don’t know anyone her age who speaks like this.

This looks incredibly uncomfortable. She says, in the next story, it’s a size 10 and if you want it less form fitting and more comfortable 12 would work.

Gets called out and suddenlyoses followers instead of gaining thousands a day.

Definitely need more ears ASAP!!

She’s got herself looking teeny tiny today 🙄

Gosh - Josie met her real life friend TBP as a media guest of Disney and then went dark on day 3 when she was invited to share content….make me wonder. I think Josie seems sweet and creative and I won’t support her now because of her association with Sarah but I sure hope the Sarah haters didn’t go at Josie. Their combined post has about 100 comments. Not the engagement boost they expected I’m sure. Not worth it if she was bombarded with messages about how fake Sarah is. I snark but I draw my line at contacted people directly.

Came across this thread today when I searched her name on Reddit to see if there was anything new going on.

I don’t get the vitriol from these other subs (this and Alicia’s). I thought ours was pretty tame…esp compared to Alicia’s.

https://www.reddit.com/r/parentsnark/comments/1d81283/birdspapaya_snark_deleted/

She’s done at least 3 posts about this…absolutely riveting content.

Press On set already on sale! Surely this isn't normal for something that was just released?

Sarah is moving into the wellness and fitness space. She's started buying articles: https://celebwell.com/sarah-nicole-landry-in-workout-gear-says-confidence-is-a-resistance/

There she is buying up all the good stuff at OUAC again. She makes me sick. Brand new sheets, and another jacket for L. Like leave stuff for people who need it more than you do!!!

She doesn’t even use it! So annoying.
- Agreed, you rarely see her use any of the shit she buys. I feel she just buys this stuff because she can’t stand the thought of someone else having it. She’s selfish.
- 100% this!!

Great now she’s going to ruin love island for me bc it’s yet another bandwagon she had to jump on because god forbid she doesn’t involve herself in everything on earth 🙄

My Reddit account was banned. For what I don’t know bc I haven’t posted in a long time. Weird. I guarantee someone is in the private chat.

I've thought this all along. Someone is playing the long game. Someone who appears to be anti-birdie and has been added to all the private groups that were created and also the chat.
Like banned forever? Or a 24hr type thing? Ugh

Someone please post the Canadian Tire photos! I think it looks like her (almost) real face, nothing like what she puts on her social media.

Oh no! Her once life consuming obsession has died. Do you think she will need an extra day at Disney to mourn the loss of Charlotte the stingray? How many crocodile tears will she shed? Will she make L have a fake funeral for Charlotte? Will she bawl her eyes out when she hears "Circle of Life" and think of Charlotte and the babies that could've been? Will it be a complete mental breakdown when she sees other sting rays at the aquarium at the end of the Nemo ride?

S&T stories today for the Alicia collab. Birdshit is the only one who has to show up in a bra & underwear.

Yay thanks for creating this!

Reddit is ridiculous. I Liked 2 comments and asked a question about the Leaky sub and next thing I know it’s banned.

I don’t know if anyone is aware of what’s happening with the wrongful death suit against Disn3y, but I’ll summarize and maybe if S or any of her followers still think supporting this place/company/corporation is okay they’ll think twice.

To summarize, there was a woman who was at Disney, and she has severe allergies to dairy and nuts, and she informed the serving staff of her allergies, and they promised to accommodate her but she was still served those allergens. She died as a result of her anaphylactic reaction, and her husband was seeking legal action.

Because he subscribed to Disn3y+ on a trail basis for his PlayStation a few years ago, Disn3y is essentially claiming he cannot sue. I’m going to include some screenshots so you can go and look at these articles in the actual legal information its self as well as review your own Disn3y+ terms of service that people agree to.

So a person died due to negligence, even though they mentioned that they had severe allergies, and this family cannot seek any type of restitution due to evil legal loopholes, that this horrible company has sneakily included into a streaming service subscription. EFF Disn3y . Influencers are bought and paid for too, and if they don’t immediately see how evil this is and speak up, then they DO value money over lives. Do not support Disn3y.

Absolutely right. Very vile. Hopefully, the lawyers win this and ban binding clauses like this. However, small correction - Disney is claiming this should be handled in an arbitration court - ie, private. They doesn't mean they won't pay out for wrongful death, it just means the case isn't public and others won't benefit from the outcome. I'm not saying that's a good thing. Disney is absolutely in the wrong ans hopefully the courts decide clauses like this are illegal. The debator inside of me is also saying, I also probably wouldn't want this case being public.

Oh my god? That’s horrible. It’s giving McDonald’s and that poor woman who experienced third degree burns on her groin and legs due to their coffee that was WAY too hot. They also dragged her name when she sued and presented it like she was ridiculous when it was 100% their fault (watch the documentary Hot Coffeee if anyone is curious). These large corporations absolutely suck and so do the people who encourage others to support them like TBP.

KNIX just scored Megan Rapinoe, which probably means prices are going to go up. $30 for an undie? 😭

Has she started making Margot Robbie's pregnancy about her yet? We know it's for certain.

Love that what she shared on her profile about this podcast is a video where she doesn’t show her face the entire time

If anything someone maybe said he has the same facial hair. That'd be enough for her to proclaim someone thought he was the real thing.

Pathological

The sponge is sponging today ✌️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMr5Kh1nm/

Knix gossip fresh off the press

I stopped watching her stories on Facebook ( I needed a break after we got booted from the other place ) Has Disney been confirmed? Are they actually going?

I like this account - it’s things she wishes she knew when she was younger

https://www.instagram.com/jenlatch?igsh=c3NjMDgwMzM4MXdk

I just learned about Sherri Papini, and it reinforces how multiple types of privilege allow people to get away with so much. It also reminded me how much depravity people are capable of. People don't like to believe others they think they relate to are capable of lying and manipulating because it can be scary to feel like someone “like them” can do those things. People are wild. Stay safe out there.

Of course she calls it a reso. She would.

I feel like the users on this page used to say 1.02k and now it says 600 something… am I looking at it right? What happened?

I can’t remember how I found this account but I love her. She’s what SNL should be:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8pWl5LsDGX/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

ETA: also this one https://www.instagram.com/isabelladavis6?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==