He’s bound to get it eventually

Now that's a shitpost.

Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on me

Fool me four times, I’m probably just embarrassed to admit it’s a fetish

Oh it's no accident. He likes the feeling.

some say he's still not pulling his pants down to this day

Happens to the best of us. They need to reinvent pants so this doesn't happen as easily.