Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS
Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS
Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?
2 Kings 2:23-25
Should be a 16/16
48 0 ReplyNo, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
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42 0 ReplyNot very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.
41 0 Replydepends on who theyre fucking
22 0 Reply"Inside you are eight bears."
21 0 ReplyProbably some random women lost in the woods.
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Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
14 0 ReplyLiterally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
8 0 ReplyDon't make this another Tarmogoyf thread
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holY shit
13 0 Replyi just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
12 0 Replywas one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
5 0 ReplyThis movie has some good moments
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2 Kings 2:23-25
Origin of malding
10 0 ReplyElisha casts Bears. It's super effective!
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And 7 bears fucking
10 0 Replytwo trucks
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The flavor text teally sells this meme.
9 0 ReplyAnother nice card for my collection
7 0 ReplyWhy does it only cost 2 mana.
6 0 ReplyFine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
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I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??
And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god
3 0 ReplyStill better than the guy
2 0 ReplyAs a Druid, I can’t even complain
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