A much luckier researcher, meanwhile, measured the lengths of their flaccid nose.
Comedy gold.
You're saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?
"This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between SPL and nose size but is limited in Japanese male cadavers, and the reason why SPL and nose size are related is still unclear. Therefore, we consider it an interesting subject to pursue from now on."
Comedy gold.