Landlords are NOT PEOPLE!!!
Landlords are NOT PEOPLE!!!
Probably the most true post in this entire community.
Mow
Mow ze lawn
Not very funny meow, is it?
Chairman Meow
He ruled Chiner
I'm about 90% certain this is a satirical post.
“I know absolutely dick about shit yet I still have an opinion.”
These people post things like that and look at it and go, yeah, I'm happy to put that out on the internet that's a coherent sentence, with correct punctuation and spelling.
What is wrong with them?
How do they ignore all the red squiggly lines?
Next to their real name and face as well.
It's why I know the stats of 99% literacy rates are bullshit. I've been on Facebook. Half the people in my town seem to communicate online through the text equivalent of caveman grunts.
So the definition of literacy that they use for those stats is a super low bar. Like the bar is lying on the ground. The National Assessment of Adult Literacy defines literacy as "the ability to use printed and written information to function in society, to achieve one's goals, and to develop one's knowledge and potential." That's not a high bar to clear and the literacy rate, in the US at least, is still only about 80%.
This is definitely a joke. But also, I don't fuck with Facebook anymore because it's got way too much cringe content
How do they ignore all the red squiggly lines?
I'm thinking these sort of people look at those lines like some sort of challenge. "No line is gonna tell me I spelled that word wrong!"
Carl Mark sounds like the CEO of a cereal company
Ah yes, that well-known communist Carl Mark.
And his fierce rival, Chairman Mow.
Who unfortunately died cutting his tenant's grass.
I just got evicted after attempting to pay. Landlords are scum.
friend of mine got evicted because the Landlord wanted to take over the condo for "personal use". friend paid on time every month, never missed a payment and got evicted. So you'd think the Landlord would move in or move in a family member. nope, Landlord wanted to raise the rent...a lot and evicted my friend.
Friend isn't an idiot and keeps an eye on the place cause they suspected as much. sure enough a month after being evicted the same place is being listed again online for $1500 more a month. Friend knew it was theres because their microwave they left behind was in the listing photos.
Friend proceeds to take the landlord to small claims court and wins. Now getting that winning judgement from the landlord? yeah not so much.
Fuckin scum man...
Yeah its going to require a lien or something
They like it when you succeed in paying.
Ahh, so that's where the phrase "Mowed them down" came from.
I found a pic of Curl Mark, Mow, PoPo Pot
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
Critical support
That has to be satire...
One man went to Mow, went to Mow a country.
-sent from my ipohne
So that is why peolles are extinct now...Lisa has torn them apart (oh hi Mark).
