Why can't you tell jokes about retired people?

No .... I'm just retarded.

I guess I need to get that plate for myself then :(

This is what happens when you comment without reviewing.

If you're wondering, I should have corrected it to say

My old neighbor a long time ago rode a motorcycle with a plate in the back that said ...

Retired, not Retarded

I'll leave the stupidity in place because I think it's funny