An 81-Year-Old ‘Serial Slingshot Shooter’ Is Arrested After Decade of Mischief

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Dennis is no longer a menace.
- "It took us over 70 years, but we finally caught the little bastard. If only Mr. Wilson had survived long enough to see his tormentor brought to justice."
- Kinda looks like an older version of Dennis the Menace.
  
  The timeline checks out…
  
  https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51UJkXupsVL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg
I hope someone writes that article about me one day
- Also, hey squid, how's your health? I've been wondering about you ever since that one day.
  
  Still the same, but we're working on it.

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