Until I took an arrow from some Peruvians
That font is fucking atrocious.
not a man of culture, i see
Nah, I'm uncultured swine.
That font is a brain worm simulator.
OP should have used comic sans.
(Edit: I love comic sans. Name another font that can take something like “Jan’s retirement party Friday” and start a corporate civil war. It’s beautiful.)
The Jarl would have had my head or tried to put an illithid in it