Time to cancel this tortoise
Time to cancel this tortoise
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It was a different time
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I'm sure the tortoise would say the same back to Lil Nas x.
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I really enjoy lil Nas X's sense of humour.
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I think he's still on his way to join the raid on area 51.
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The front of his shell just kind of grinds along the ground when he’s in his full Naruto run.
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If we dig through Jonathan's social media posts, guaranteed there is something problematic.
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All I'm gonna say is don't read up on his opinions of turtles
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Not that the world’s oldest and largest tortoises are horrible turtle-racists against the pleb species or anything.
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If he was born in 1836 it only took him 25 years to manipulate America from across an ocean to fight a war to end slavery .
Don't see how he could have done much better than that.
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He's ~191 now Jonathan_(tortoise)
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Doesn't look a day over 150
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I read somewhere that Lincoln said the tortoise would find him and whisper secrets. Wait maybe it wasn't Lincoln, but still. Leave the tortoise in the chamber of secrets.
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I reckon he might have been joking to be honest
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Holy shit, I can't believe what he's done, here's a thread of his other sins!
OMG a hit tweet, here's my podcast, watch [show], please follow [creator]!
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He tried to help out the underground railroad but he was too slow.