Piranhas
Piranhas
Piranhas
This is good to know. Like quick sand, as a kid I thought piranhas would be a much more common problem than they are.
Quicksand was never a problem for me, but growing up on a farm, soft mud was a common occurrence. Good news is you can pretty immediately tell when you're walking through the stuff and can just...turn around. Worst that happens is you lose a boot, and that genuinely sucks.
But it's not the kind of thing you step into and you're up to your knee in 2 seconds.
But you don't sink all the way into it
Also extremely easy to fish cause they're stupid. Gotta be careful when removing the hook though, bring a plier.
Applies to snakes as well.
Slight tangent, but it always cracks me up when in movies they show a pit of venomous snakes and it's a bunch of pythons, boas, and colubrids. Even better when they add hissing and rattling in post lol.
“They mostly prey on the weak…”
Whelp. I’m fucked.
Jokes aside, I’m worried about everything else in the rivers. Like, the anacondas. And stuff.
Good news is they don’t eat junk food…
Your meme forgot goofy underbite
Ready or not, like it or not, here they come again...
A friend who works at a zoo told me that once a co worker fell into the piranha pool while cleaning. They couldn't be found for weeks. The piranhas that is. They were too scared to come out of their hiding places.
I'd feel guilty too if I was a piranha that ate the hand that cleaned their tank