Shorting stocks is LIFE
Could be a metaphor, you know. Who knows what, or who, Babo’s is encouraging you to bet against.
Maybe the restaurant is infested with investment bankers for whom life is indeed to short. Maybe the sign is a secret handshake to tell other investors they're welcome in this joint.
Too $hort eats babies, drinks Pepsi.
clears throat
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I go on and on, can't understand why I love Babo's; must have a superpower ate 225-thousand meals. Get it calculated, do the math, I ate a thousand meals that made me shit my pants. And for the last 300 months I've had 16 restaurants put me in the hospital; heart go (paddles charge) bump. Where you get your meals?
I heard 93 restaurants say no MSG; 2 bypasses and 10 heart stints. And I'm still gon' yell it every time you see me eatin. What's my favorite word? FOOD! Why they gotta say it like $hort? FOOD! You know they can't clean off my plate, can't hang with the Big Smoke; can't finish that order.
Eat at Babo's
Eat at Babo's
Eat at Babo's
Eat at Babo's
eat babo's what? ass?
to short
What do you have against us baby eaters?
The baby eating is fine. The poor grasp of the English language is deplorable.
They want you to come in and tell them the sign is wrong. It's weird advertisement.
You give the businesses in this town way too much credit.
*to much credit
Ok, I will eat babies and drink Pepsi. No wait, there is no 'i': I will eat babes and drink Pepsi.
Life is to short as eat is to Babo's and as drink is to Pepsi
Can someone help me with what I’m missing?
To instead of too
Ha! Read that over and over and missed that. Thank you!
Oh wow I completely removed the "to" in my head
Life is too short to eat Babo's and drink Pepsi.
This is the only Babo I know
You are a very, very bad man
Life is too short.
Pepsi is NOT okay.
Is Eat Babo's the next meme stock being shorted?
